It has gotten to that point in the semester where everything is piling up. You have papers, exams, homework, work, no money, no time and essentially no life. It's the "half way" point of the semester and it is coming in like a wrecking ball, wrecking more than just my social life. Here are 25 thoughts going through my head at the moment.
1. Do I really need school?
2. Can't I just marry rich?
3. Is being a stripper an acceptable career?
4. What's a social life?
5. Am I hungry, or am I looking for comfort in food?
6. Is this what being an adult is?
7. If so, I'll live in my parents basement for the rest of my life.
8. Pretty sure my mom was the last one to do my laundry... a month ago.
9. A full eight hours of sleep? More like a full eight minutes.
10. We have a quiz today?
11. D's get degrees.
12. I'm sorry, I'm paying in coins.
13. I don't think my grades could get any worse.
14. Do I even need to go to class anymore?
15. I didn't even know you were in my class.
16. I don't think I can break this resting b*tch face.
17. Will anyone really notice if I don't go to class?
18. I love taking three tests in one day [insert mental breakdown].
19. Ain't nobody got time to look decent anymore.
20. Did I wear these sweats yesterday?
21. I love papers.
22. I sleep more in class than I do in my own bed.
23. Oh great, now I need to worry about a summer job.
24. No, actually I still don't know what I'm doing with my life.
25. I just need a break.






























