25 Things To Say When You Don't Want To Put Money In The Swear Jar

25 Things To Say When You Don't Want To Put Money In The Swear Jar

You don't always need to use ugly curse words, you know.


I don't swear. The worst word I'll say is "freaking."

And because I don't swear, I have said (and heard) some amusing forms of curse words.

Here are 25 of my favorite alternatives to swearing.

1. "Golly Darn"

I say this more than I care to admit.

2. "Dang Flabbit"

I say this a lot, too.

3. "Poopy Doopy"

This one is credited to my youth pastor.

4. "Well, shoot"

Another gem from my youth pastor.

5. "Durnit"

Shoutout to my roommate!

6. "Fudgsicles"

Again, my roommate.

7. "Frick"

I want to stop saying this one so much, but it's just a normal reaction at this point.

8. "Gee Whiz"

This is what I say when I'm scared.

9. "Oh Man"

This is usually said when an accident occurs.

10. "My Lanta"

Don't mind me. This is just my normal vocabulary.

11. "Gosh Darnit"

I tend to say this when something doesn't go my way.

12. "Flippity Floppity"

And this is for when I'm angry.

13. "Oh, snag"

I've never used this one personally, but I've heard it before.

14. "Man, oh man"

Because you don't always need to curse when things are getting exciting or intense.

15. "Yikes"

The situation for this one doesn't even need to be bad. "Yikes" is just a mood.

16. "Golly"

Golly this, golly that. Golly, golly, golly.

17. "Farts"

"Farts" is usually reserved for when the situation is not good.

18. "Butthole On A Stick"

Again, not a good situation.

19. "Jerk Butt"

When someone does you wrong, feel free to call them this.

20. "Jerkhole"

Or you can use this one if they really do you wrong.

21. "Mother Lover"

Angry words.

22. "Chicken In A Biscuit"

Choose whenever you want to use this. It leads to some fun conversation topics.

23. "Sugar Toots"

This is my roommate's favorite.

24. "Kittens In A Mitten!"

This is just fun to say.

25. "Jerk"

Best said with an extreme Arkansian accent.

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9 Reasons You're Still In Love With Tim Riggins In 2019

Clear eyes. Full hearts.

If you're a Friday Night Lights fan, you know very well who Tim Riggins is. And if you've never seen the show, he's basically just the bad boy football star and sensitive hottie of your dreams, all wrapped into one heart-throbbing package. If you haven't already fallen under the Tim Riggins spell, you're about to...

1. He's the star running back of the Dillon Panthers.

Basically every girl who has walked this earth has fantasized about having that cliche football relationship. No shame. #33 on the field, #1 in my heart.

2. He's actually really sensitive.

Tim Riggins may seem hard and dysfunctional on the outside, but he's really just a big softie. He's no JD McCoy, who grew up lavishly and extremely fortunate; Tim had a rough upbringing. He and his brother, Billy, had to work hard all by themselves just to stay above water, which is most likely what keeps him so grounded and humbled.

3. He loves kids.

Tim didn't even think twice about taking his neighbor under his wing when he moved in next door. And for some reason, there's just somethin' about cute boys holding babies that makes us girls swoon.

4. He's genuine and honest.

Sure, maybe he took advantage of his football-star status and slept with most of the rally girls, but once he fell in love with Lyla we saw his compassionate side. (You probably envied Lyla and maybe even hated her for a while because of it...I know I did.)

5. He knows how to have a good time.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

6. He's a family man.

Tim took the blame for his brother's crime and went to prison for it...if that's not loyalty then I don't know what is.

7. He's affectionate.

If you either hate Lyla or you want to be Lyla or a combination of the both, you are not alone.

8. He's protective.

Probably the only time you've ever wanted to be in a tornado was when you watched the episode where he shielded Julie from flying debris.

9. He's beautiful.

You're welcome for blessing you with this GIF.

May you all find your own Tim Riggins. Amen.

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An ode to the little girl raised to be insecure.


They raise little girls to be insecure

Little girls grow to be big girls

People always ask big girls why they're so insecure

Big girls aren't quite sure

Day after day the big girl can't keep up

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Her soul feels worn

The big girl learns to grow hard

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