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All the Ways to Break an iPhone by an Incredibly Unlucky Phone Owner

In memory of all the iPhones we have lost.

Page Ellerson
Mar 24, 2015
Boston University
9
  1. Dropping it without a case.
    2.  
  2. Dropping it with case in a frat basement.
    3.  
  3. Dropping it with case on a shag rug (actually cracked).
    4.  
  4. Lightly dropping it with case and then having the screen show rainbow stripes.
    5.  
  5. Lightly dropping it with massive case and then having the screen show rainbow stripes and then having it slowly turn dark, losing basic functions, internally bleeding to death.
    6.  
  6. Dropping it off a boat.
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  7. Dropping it off a boat and seeing it get eaten by a large fish. (R.I.P. that poor, poor creature)
    8.  
  8. Dropping it into a bath or toilet.
    9.  
  9. Dropping into your drink.
    10.  
  10. Dropping it down an elevator shaft.  
  11. Dropping it and it's totally fine. You cry tears of joy. A single tear falls from your eye and lands in the charging port. The phone is damaged beyond
    repair.

    12.  
  12. Putting it on top of your car and then driving away.
    13.  
  13. Stepping on it in heels.
    14.  
  14. Throwing it off a roof in a fit of anger.
    15.  
  15. Throwing it at someone to get their attention.
    16.  
  16. Shaking it.
    17.  
  17. Microwave.
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  18. Leaving it at a party and not picking it up for a week. The homeowners are so disgusted by its bedraggled appearance (at this point, it is wrapped in duct tape) that they throw it out.
    19.  
  19. Doing absolutely nothing to it and it stops working. You take it to the Verizon store where they tell you that they have never seen this happen to a phone before.

In conclusion: sometimes it's just better to give up and get a flip phone.

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