In the style of Mariah Carey's Christmas classic "All I Want for Christmas" I give you, "All I Want for Finals."
I don't want a lot for finals
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the strain
Finals week will put on me
I just want a passing grade
So my GPA won't fade
Make my wish come true
Oh Prof, I all I want for finals are A's
I don't want a lot for finals
There is just one thing I need, and I
don't care about how much you
underestimate me
I don't need to socialize
There up in the library
TC Panther won't make me happy
Even if he always slays
I just want to pass this class
More than you could ever ask
C'mon Prof, make my wish come true
All I want for finals: to pass
I won't ask much this semester
I won't even wish for snow (days)
I just want to keep on waiting
Underneath the campanile
I won't make a list and finish
Everything that is on it
I won't even stay awake
To finish my study playlist
Cause I just want semester's end
I can't even find my friends
What more can I do
Oh Prof, all I want for finals: to pass
All the buildings are all empty
So quiet everywhere
And the sound of student's
Crying fills the air
And everyone is stressing
I hope soon we'll all be resting
Prof won't you give me
The grade I really need
Won't you please bring me at least a C to get me the degree
I don't want a lot for finals
Pass me's all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my grades
And walk through that classroom door
I just was to pass this class
More than you could ever ask
Make my wish come true
Prof, all I want for finals: to pass