This season of Bachelor in Paradise is, unfortunately, coming to an end tonight. Now who will we judge two nights a week? Ourselves? *shudder*

This season hasn't been the most memorable, but it has shown some promise. Because humans love to judge, as stated above, I have ranked all this season's contestants from worst to best.

32/31. DeMario Jackson and Corrine Olympios

They were not on the show very long, so I put them last. Also, they shut down paradise, so that kind of makes them the worst contestants ever. Don't drink on medication, people!

30. Matt Munson

Not only do I barely remember him, but he dated two girls at once, and then left without telling either of them because it got hard. Byeeeeeee.

29. Vinny Venter

He was there for like a hot second. Who is he and why does he remind me of a hoagie?

28. Alex Woytkiw

He won't take no for an answer and he doesn't like milk.

27. Nick "St. Nick" Benvenutti

Sitting on Santa's lap is cool for little girls, not so much for adult women.

Look how he's dead in the eyes.

26. Iggy Rodriguez

Iggy is the personification of "Where's my hug?"

25. Ben Zorn

more like Ben ZZZZZZZZZ.....even though he does love his dog and I love a man who loves his dog.

24. Jonathon "Tickle Monster" Treece

Stop. Just stop. Tickling is creepy. Stop.

23. Blake Elarbee

Blake's hair is the same color as his face and he's affiliated with Waboom. No ma'am.

There are no gifs of him because all he does is get rejected.

22. Danielle Lombard

She messed with my girl Kristina. Or rather, Dean messed with my girl Kristina and DiLo let him.

There are literally no other pictures of DiLo because everyone knows she never should have stepped to Kristina

21. Dean Ulgert

The only reason Dean the Douche is not dead last is because I am a deanie baby TM for life. But he's been a real f!@#boi this season. I am disappointed.

20. Sarah Vendal

She's cute. She's hip. And she didn't mess with my girl Kristina.

19. Jaime King

TBH, I don't know who this is but I also know that she didn't mess with my girl Kristina.

18. Adam Gottschalk

Honestly, the running Little Adam joke with the doll is everything to me. You're all right.

17. Robby Hayes

He is made of actual plastic but he has nice hair and some good one-liners.

16. Taylor Nolan

Ugh. As someone in training to be a therapist, she's the worst and should not be licensed. But she hasn't been much of a problem this season and I love love, so.

15. Derek Peth

Same as Taylor, but higher because I like him better.

14. Lacey Mark

I dig Lacey, but I also feel second-hand embarrassment for her because she's in love with Daniel.

13. Jack Stone

I love serial killers. But even more than that I love men who can take being called a serial killer in stride.

12. Dominique Alexis

Keeps. It. Real. Doesn't. Have. Time. For. Your. White. Mess

11. Alexis Waters

I honestly just love that she's dolphin girl and her last name is Waters. Also she is v. committed to her brand.

10. Amanda Stanton

I love me a badass single mom out here getting what's hers. And she's really funny and also gorgeous.

9. Diggy Moreland

What can I say, I love his glasses.

8. Danielle Maltby

Ummmm she's amazingly beautiful, funny, AND left paradise to go help African children? AND she has Wells' seal of approval? Sign me up!

7. Raven Gates

Now, Raven did kinda mess with my girl Kristina, but she called Robby a bad kisser and tells it like it is so I love her.

6. Daniel Maguire

I've always been a Daniel fan, but he was rude af to Lacey, so that's why he's not at least my number three.

5. Christen Whitney

SCALLOP FINGERS!!!

4. Jasmine Goode

She is not afraid to choke a hoe, and I respect that.

3/2. Emily and Hayley Ferguson

They're the best. They're national treasures. They are everything to me. They've been on for one episode but I feel like they've been here the entire season. Also I can tell them apart so suck it.

1. Kristina Schulman

MY GURL! Kristina is too good for these f-bois; she needs a real man. She raised in an actual Russian orphanage, so she does not have time for your games. Also, I have been in her shoes and it sucks, so I feel for her, and she handled it with grace. I love a woman who knows what she deserves. Also, I love that she decided to bow out instead of desperately chasing after Dean; she knows she's better than that.

Honorable Mention: Wells

Bartender of my dreams <3