Through the stresses of college that are oh-so-overwhelming, all I need is you. Through the all-nighters and the many quiz attempts, all I need is you. Through the early mornings and the extremely long lectures, you keep me alive.
I love you, food.
I know I sound crazy, but every college kid will tell you that food is literally a lifesaver. When you don't think you can read another word out of the textbook without pulling your hair out, the Chick-fil-A is right there to comfort you—every single time.
Let's not forget the sushi, frozen yogurt, and Subway.
There is never a college problem that can't be fixed, or at least forgotten about, through the magical powers of food.
The extra 15 pounds you put on freshman year of college is really 15 pounds of comfort, and I am completely okay with that.
When that history test betrayed me, when I thought I was all alone, food was there for me... waiting...calling out my name.
What even is "Netflix and Chill" without the most important part—food!
Most people would be embarrassed to write about their undying obsession with food for all to see, but how could I ever betray food after all it has done for me?
My vote for Mr. and Mrs. Ole Miss 2016: Mr. Eight-Count Nuggets and Mrs. Large Fry and a Coke. Homecoming Queen: Mrs. Cookies N' Cream Milkshake. (Her milkshake will bring me to the yard!)
Oh, gosh…I have got to go to the gym…and the psychiatric ward.
