It comes around every year.  And every year it’s on the same day.  Yet, without fail I end up waiting until the last second to start looking for gifts. If only I had a magical list that could tell me what other people wanted for Christmas. Luckily for you guys I’m here to tell you everything you’ll need to make the holiday season bright for that special guy in your life. 

1. Any Airsoft, Paintball, BB, or Pellet Gun Product.
It’s one of those things he always wanted as a kid.  But, as a concerned parent or worried relative you knew the responsibility was too great and the risk even greater.  Hell, now that he’s “an adult” he still probably shouldn’t have one but at least now no one will accuse you of endangering the life of a child. 

2. A Netflix Subscription.
Depending on how important graduation is to the receiver of the gift this may or may not be a great idea.  On the bright side they’ll love being able to watch unlimited hours of crap they never thought they would be interested in.  But on the other hand, 99.9% of all studies have shown a strong correlation between increased Netflix viewing and poor grades. 

3. A Semi-Expensive Bottle Of Wine. 
Don’t try to be Mr. Moneybags and go all out with some expensive French wine that you can’t pronounce.  Chances are his young and unrefined pallet (spoiled by hundreds of natty ices and keystone lights) won’t be able to tell the difference between a $50 and a $150 bottle of wine.  Even if he doesn’t drink very often, or ever, this is a great idea for someone who likes to keep up their appearances.  Just having an expensive looking bottle of wine in your room screams “I’m sophisticated” to whatever lady friend(s) he may invite over.  

4. Gift Cards: Take Your Pick.
Taco Bell, Subway, Gas (my all-time favorite), Walmart, you name it, these are all great options that he will certainly be able to use. 

5. An Allowance/Money. 
Yeah, remember that thing you used to have as a kid centuries ago.  Well you’re never too old for one if you ask me.  You can literally NEVER go wrong with giving the gift of free money.   

6. The Body Bundle. Deodorant, body wash, foot powder (luffa not included) 
I’m not sure why or how but some guys seem to have a serious odor problem.  Sometimes I truly believe people are allergic to soap and water.  It especially doesn’t help when frat guys like to wear their Sperrys without socks.  If you’ve noticed this to be a problem on his frequent trips home be sure to stop by your local CVS to get him this body bundle.  Hopefully he will get the hint.   

7. More time/ A Million Bucks/ A Wish.
There are a lot of things in life that I want but have given up on (at least for now).  I’ve pretty much accepted that time travel isn’t happening anytime soon, and no-one is just going to hand me a million dollars for my good looks.  But if you are in a position to make someone’s (pardon the cliché) dreams come true, however that may be, as long as they aren’t insane, that would be really nice of you.  And, I’m sure they would appreciate it a lot. 

Well that’s it for my list.  I hope you guys enjoyed it and I hope that your holiday season is special.