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Our Alien Overlords Have Landed

The Plycha love humanity and all what it stands for.

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Our Alien Overlords Have Landed
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Good news to the citizens of Earth! Our Overlords have finally seized power from our politicians. The battle has been long and vigorous, but the new era of humanity has been unleashed. We shall prosper under our new leaders. They have came for peace of humanity. Their presence shall make earth prosper, and those who are against our overlords will be dismantled.

The fifteen day battle ended when United Nations released their surrender to the heavens. Our Overlords asked the UN to be the representative of Earth after the whole battle. Human weapons were no match. They are going disband the UN within the next few months. As our overlords attempt to develop our new system of life and how our governments shall work, they will control the aspects of our lives. The average human will not be affected in anyway. Those who do not cooperate, shall be arrested and to be handed over to our leaders. Cooperation is key.

The Plycha shall be our ever loving Overlords for generations to come. Human soldiers shall be remembered, for they did not know what they were fighting for. The Plycha formally announced a remembrance ceremony to take place on next Friday. Do not be afraid to go to the designated areas, and to formally remember the deceased. They respect our burial customs, and are willing cooperate with the burials. Our loving Overlords want a peaceful recognition and will televise it internationally. We are lucky for this.

Reeducation camps are being built for those who do not understand the Plycha's love. Resistance is futile. If you do not cooperate, you shall have a stay for an indefinite stay at a local camp. The data is currently classified and unknown to us. The Plycha have stated to not to worry, and that everything will go smoothly. More information will be released in the upcoming weeks. The Plycha are loving leaders who want our galactic presence to be controlled.

Each citizen of earth is to be given supplies needed. This will include food rations, medical needs, and the similar. Medical issues will be a thing of the past. They are going to eliminate all genes that create disabilities. The Plycha are going to help those affected from those diseases. Special medical facilities will be created in major cities, and some will be sent to the main center on a ship. Humanity will benefit, and we will grow.

Black markets are illegal. Those who participate in the black market are denying their love. Those will take a vacation to the reeducation camps, so that they can be a functional being in society. Cooperation will keep you and your families safe.

We never need to worry about elections again. They have came at our time of need, and destroyed all of those in power. Those who didn't cooperate perished. Only those who will cooperate will help create a new Earth shall survive. Our Overlords only kept those who were worthy in leadership. The current list is unknown to man and will be released in the following weeks. They are electing our new galactic representatives.

Remember that cooperation is key. Cooperation is love from the Plycha. Humanity shall be ever under the influence of Plycha rule. Cooperation will bring peace and love. Bless our magnificent Overlords.

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