As I sit here in the first few minutes of what feels like the longest class in existence, I am already feeling both physically and mentally exhausted. I don't know about you, but I cannot pay attention to the same subject matter for more than an hour...who am I kidding, more than forty minutes.
Expecting angsty college students to sit through a three hour lecture is almost as impossible as expecting our politicians to do something right these days. Here are just a few activities I would rather be engaging in, instead of being in a three hour lecture class struggling to keep my eyes open.
1. Go cage-diving with the worlds largest Great White Sharks.
2. Hike Mount Everest...and fail.
3. Get shot up with novocaine at the dentist.
4. Repeat all four years of high school.
5. Be tricked into eating an oatmeal cookie and NOT a chocolate chip cookie.
6. Cringe at Donald Trump having conversations with others.
7. Go on a trip to North Korea.
8. Eat Kale.
9. Drive towards and, maybe, into a tornado.
10. Fill out another FAFSA form.
11. Go find a wasp, and get stung.
12. Watch every death on Grey's Anatomy, on a constant loop.
13. Watch Nicolas Cage steal the Declaration of Independence...again.
14. Trip on every staircase for the rest of my life.
15. Build a time machine to go back to April and never register for this class.