I’ve been looking forward to 'Fuller House' being released to Netflix since the rumors first started swirling about everyone’s favorite San Francisco family coming back to television. Of course I started watching it as soon as I could and here are all the thoughts I had during the first episode.

1. It’s so cute how they named this episode “Our Very First Show. Again.”
2. Oh my gosh fetus Mary-Kate/Ashley Olsen.
3. They’re all fetuses.
4. It’s the old credits!
5. The house looks the same, but different.
6. Danny, we all know that bread is fine because your floors are so clean.
7. Does John Stamos age at all?
8. It only took one minute and six seconds for Jesse to bring up Elvis.
9. Why is Joey still sleeping in their basement?
10. First Bullwinkle impression took one minute and twenty seconds.
11. Really Joey, Jesse is the childish one?
12. I hope I age like Lori Laughlin did.
13. Jesse and Becky give me hope that love is real.
14. Is the audience going to cheer every time people walk on screen?
15. I always thought D.J. would be a teacher or something, not a vet.
16. Did she even like animals in the original series?
17. I would totally watch Wake Up, USA.
18. Wait why does Stephanie have a British accent?
19. Of course they bring up Michelle.
20. THE SHADE! SO MUCH SHADE.
21. I’ve already lost count of how many hugs we’ve seen.
22. Nicky and Alex are the ultimate f-boys.
23. Yes, Jesse, everyone still looks good, especially you.
24. 30 years later and they never learned to lock their door?
25. Kimmy Gibbler’s exactly the same.
26. Haha, Stephanie is DJ Tanner.
27. I like the energy Max has.
28. Stephanie is a little too much like Uncle Jesse.
29. I’m glad Max knows “Donald Trump” is a bad word.
30. Danny, we all know you aren’t going to sell that house.
31. Kimmy’s feet still make me uncomfortable.
32. And they got rid of Stephanie’s accent.
33. Max is already my favorite.
34. The new credits are so cute.
35. Wait, so over half the cast is only there for “special guest” appearances?
36. These jokes are not as wholesome as the original.
37. So DJ’s husband died fighting fire?
38. And there go the curtains.
39. Why do they think they’ll get in trouble? They’re in their 30s.
40. Another hug, really?
41. Oh God Mr. Woodchuck is still terrifying.
42. WAIT DANNY IS MARRIED?
43. That’s not Vicky.
44. He was supposed to marry Vicky.
45. And Danny is still a clean freak.
46. How did Kimmy Gibbler marry someone like Fernando?
47. I like the accent.
48. Kimmy has skills?
49. I could have lived my entire life without knowing Kimmy Gibbler has skills in the bedroom.
50. I can’t believe Gibbler reproduced.
51. The dancing was…interesting.
52. STEVE.
53. Why didn’t D.J. marry Steve?
54. Of courses he wants food.
55. Aw Steve has Comet Jr.
56. We get it D.J., everyone’s leaving.
57. We all know it’s not going to just be you and the boys.
58. FOREVER, FOREVER, FOREVER.
59. Is Jesse really still with the Rippers?
60. Who remembers the music video for “Forever?”
61. Jesse and Becky are relationship goals.
62. Danny still can’t sing.
63. Jackson is so evil.
64. Ramona is too much like Kimmy.
65. Can Steve not get his own food?
66. I thought you would wind up with DJ, too Steve.
67. Steve, stop signing.
68. Steve’s a podiatrist? Wasn’t he stupid in high school?
69. Steve needs to stop acting so desperate.
70. Who doesn’t lock their front door?
71. This has to be the 300^th hug.
72. Wait wasn’t Michelle sick in the first episode? And now Tommy’s sick.
73. Comet Jr. is having puppies!
74. Yeah, this is better than Shark Week.
75. I didn’t need to know Kimmy Gibbler had a messy birth in a rental car.
76. Max is me as a child.
77. Max better get that puppy.
78. I was always a big fan of Joey’s shirts.
79. Did Uncle Jesse just say semen?
80. Where’s the dramatic music while D.J. cries?
81. Tell them who’s boss Stephanie.
82. I agree with Stephanie and D.J., Kimmy does not need to move in.
83. I understand too, Kimmy.
84. Of course they’re staying in the same.
85. That house has to be worth millions.
86. Really? I never knew you wanted to live there Kimmy.
87. Yes Max, get that puppy.
88. Oh my gosh split screen with the first episode.
89. Why does the Flintstone’s theme song soothe babies?
90. Becky needs to chill with the baby fever.
91. So. Much. Nostalgia.
92. Now it’s time to binge watch the other 12 episodes.