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9 Things You'll Understand If You're A Chipotle Addict

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9 Things You'll Understand If You're A Chipotle Addict

I admit it. I am a full blown Chipotle addict. My week is not complete unless I have had at least one burrito bowl. But recently, I've noticed that I'm not the only one. Chipotle addicts rejoice! These are nine things you'll only understand if you're addicted to Chipotle.

1. When spending a large amount of money, you measure it by how many bowls you could have bought instead.

I spent $40 at the bar last night. That's four bowls at Chipotle.

2. When you ask for guac and the cashier says "that's $1.80 extra, is that OK?"

Yes, I know that's okay. Now, take my money.

3. You don't even flinch when walking into Chipotle and seeing a line with 50 people in it.

No. We cannot go somewhere else.

4. You have perfected the art of getting as much in your bowl/on your burrito as possible.

Extra rice. Extra beans. Extra lettuce. Extra everything please. I want my bowl to weigh as much as my left leg.

5. You can walk into your local Chipotle and the workers know your order by heart.

Now, that's customer service.

6. You've seen that Chipotle caters and have thought about having Chipotle at your future special events.

Do you guys think my future bride would be down for a Chipotle catered wedding?

7. When getting to four Chipotle meals in one month for the Chiptopia rewards program was a breeze.

How about a real challenge, Chipotle?

8. When they're out of something and you know it's going to totally ruin your meal.

What's a bowl without white rice?

9. When you're confident that you could eat Chipotle for every meal for the rest of your life.

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