Some people are blessed with the ability to cook. I am not one of those people. The first time I had to fend for myself was an actual disaster. From grocery shopping to trying to cook by myself, I learned that I will never be a chef. I’ve always envied the people who can whip up a fabulous meal without needing a recipe or fancy ingredients. I can’t even name all of the times I’ve screwed up the simplest recipes; there is no hope for me! If you struggle just as much as I do, then this post is for you!
1. Kitchen anxiety galore.
The thought of having your own kitchen someday is a bit scary. Even scarier is the thought of having a family of your own to feed. I usually avoid being in the kitchen at all costs unless I am starving.
2. Messy is your middle name.
When you do have to attempt to make something, it’s probably a messy disaster. Want to make cupcakes? The frosting will probably end up everywhere. May the force be with you. And maybe paper towels.
3. Your microwave is the love of your life.
*Frantically searches for the microwave instructions on the bag before buying.*
4. You call your mom a lot.
“Is it normal if it’s on fire?” But seriously, mom always knows what to do when you find yourself in a sticky situation. I’ll probably be doing it forever. Sorry, Mom!
5. Peanut butter and jelly is a beautiful thing.
Anything that doesn’t involve the possibility of you burning yourself is pretty great. You can’t go wrong: it’s cheap, and it tastes great!
6. “But I followed the instructions…”
No matter how carefully you have read the instructions, something will probably go wrong. Once I added a tablespoon of salt to chocolate chip cookie dough instead of a teaspoon. Whoops. How did I mess that one up?
7. Potlucks are your worst nightmare.
“Everyone bring a dish to share!” *Runs to the store.*
8. You are terrified of having judgmental in-laws someday.
The thought of having to host a Thanksgiving dinner is actually really scary. A bunch of people coming over and eating my food? No thank you.
9. Restaurants are the bomb.com.
No cooking? No goopy crime scene? No dishes or scraping burnt food off pans? Sounds good to me! I guess I will leave it up to the experts.
