1. You are CONSTANTLY reapplying sunscreen.

It doesn’t matter what time of the day it is, if your body isn’t drenched in sunscreen, you will wake up as a lobster the next day.

2.Spray tan = turning into an Oompa Loompa

You just can’t go from pale to tan without having issues..

3. While most sun burns turn into a tan, yours goes back to pale.

You went through all of the pain from that sun burn, and what do you get? Your same pale skin..

4. You avoid the sun like it’s the plague.

Lay out by the pool for hours? No thanks, I will stay inside where the sun cannot hurt me.

5. You think that you got the slightest tan, but when you try to compare it to someone else, your skin looks no different.

Your friends will then proceed to laugh at you for thinking that you actually got some color to your skin.

6. Your natural scent is sunscreen.

No. 1…. Is it possible to sweat sunscreen? Because I think I do.

7. Dare I bring up the pale jokes?

I was given the nickname Casper in high school.

8. People don’t understand that you can’t just lay out all week and expect the pale to be gone.

You literally cannot control it!! Tanning does not come as easy to us. Actually, it doesn’t come at all…