"OMG Isa, you're so extra!" is something I've heard more often than not. Whether it be my friends telling me or myself confirming it, I now identify as VDE (Very Damn Extra). Was that made-up acronym not enough to prove it to you? Fine, here are nine other signs that show just how extra I am. See if any of these relate to your inner ~extra~.
1. Every inconvenience that happens to you is the end of the world.
As the monster from Monsters Inc. once said. "Guys I LITERALLY almost died," is how most of your stories start, but it's true!!
2. You make specifications to any and ALL orders.
"Yeah, umm, can I get four tomatoes on that? Yeah, just four," you say to the Subway employee. Any more or less than what you said just ruins your order.
3. The photos on your phone look like this...
Because when it comes to keeping up your Instagram aesthetics, the phrase "one and done" simply doesn't work with candids or selfies.
4. You don't just drink coffee, you LIVE it.
Have you ever seen anything so extra in your entire life? We've got the hat, the donut, and don't forget the coffee! You even went back to get the giant mug later.
5. You never go grocery shopping because...Amazon.
You've literally become an ambassador for Amazon Pantry, but why not if it means avoiding walking the same aisles as peasants and getting toilet paper shipped to your doorstep? Speaking of peasants...
6. You call anyone outside of your immediate friend group a "peasant."
You might be related to Scott Disick, and you think anyone who doesn't know your name is seriously disturbed.
7. You talk about yourself in third person.
At first, they were confused, but bonus points if you've got your friends to do it when they talk to you too. "How's Isa doing today?" "Isa's fine, today's been kinda bleh."
8. You don't admit it, but you have an outfit schedule that stretches your closet like no other.
Because you can't even imagine pulling a Lizzie McGuire.
9. You swear your life's exciting enough for a reality TV show.
The Kardashians have one, so why shouldn't you?! Again, you think about how you might be related to ~Lord Disick~.
There you have it. I think I did, like, an amazing job. How'd you do? Relate to any of these levels of extra? Comment which ones!
