9 Reasons Why Pizza Is Better Than People
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9 Reasons Why Pizza Is Better Than People

Is there anything better than pizza?

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9 Reasons Why Pizza Is Better Than People
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Pizza is the best. We all know it. If someone doesn't like pizza, do you even want to be friends with them? Probably not. I mean, who doesn't like pizza? Here are 9 reasons why pizza is better than people.

Reason #1: Pizza can't judge you.

It especially can't judge you when immediately after you wake up, you reach for the pizza box on your desk and eat cold pizza for breakfast. I am not speaking from experience. Promise.


Reason #2: Pizza is tasty no matter how you eat it.

Piping hot, refrigerator cold, for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Pizza is delicious in every single way.

Reason #3: There are different kinds of pizza.

Breakfast pizza, veggie pizza, and even if you believe, pie is a pizza.


Reason #4: Pizza doesn't care if you don't shower for three days.

The delivery guy might, though...

Reason #5: Pizza is the perfect gaming partner.

It compliments Halo, Call of Duty, even MarioKart. Just remember to bring napkins.


Reason #6: Even if the pizza you're eating is kind of crappy, it's still pizza and really isn't that bad.

If a person is crappy, you just don't want to deal with them. Bad pizza > bad person.

Reason #7: Pizza is always there to comfort you in your time of need.

All you need is a good pie, an oven pre-heated to 425 degrees, and a couple minutes. Your best friend might take hours to comfort you. Pizza only needs 12-14 minutes.

Reason #8: People don't come with stuffed crust.

Reason #9: You can't always pick the people in your life.

But you can ALWAYS pick what kind of pizza you want in your stomach.


The facts are clear; pizza is one of the greatest inventions ever. While friends come and go, pizza will always be there. Pizza is the one true love.

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