We all know we love to hate "The Bachelor." But we also know we're gonna watch it anyway. The drama is through the roof, the guy is always hot, and the girls are always straight-up crazy. How can we resist? I know you'll always find me parked in front of the TV at 8 p.m. on Monday nights, and I'm about to give you nine reasons why.
1. The girls fight. 24/7. And cry. A lot.
While it would suck to actually have to put up with these girls in real life, it's so so funny to watch.
2. The twins' occupation is..."Twin."
God, please tell me that's not actually your only occupation.
3. Olivia can never seem to shut her mouth!
Who told her that was cute to do?
4. Lace is batshit crazy.
I hate her, but I need her to stay on the show for dramatic effect.
5. The dates are amazing.
Why doesn't my nonexistent boyfriend do those kind of things for me?
6. Each and every girl is deluded into thinking that they are "the one," and gets pissed when the Bachelor interacts with any other girl.
"I mean it's going to be me that he ends up with, so I don't even care that he just kissed that girl on their one on one date. Really. It's honestly fine. I'm not even bothered by it. He loves me. I swear."
7. There's almost always a catfight.
And then you get to cheer for your favorite one to win.
8. Every season, Chris Harrison says, "This will be the most dramatic season ever."
So, every season is the most dramatic?
9. They're always in bikinis.
Please, I would watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show if I wanted to feel this bad about myself.
Can't wait to see how this season turns out! (A.k.a. please don't choose Olivia or that psycho Lace. #TeamAnyoneElse)