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9 Reasons That Prove I Will Never Fall In Love Like The Movies

Some people are just luckier than others.

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9 Reasons That Prove I Will Never Fall In Love Like The Movies
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Many of us watch the classic romantic movies and wish, dream, hope that one day this will indeed be our life. That I will one day meet my husband and it will be wonderful and magical like all the movies tell me. That in something tragic I will somehow find the love of my life and suddenly all this tragedy is small. All in all we have dreams, and I am about to crush them, here is a list of 10 movies that prove I will never fall in love like these lovebirds do.

A Cinderella Story


First of all, let us start with the fact that there is no boy in the history of high school that looks like Chad Michael Murray. Even Chad Michael Murray didn’t look like Chad Michael Murray in high school. Moving on from that, I don't write poetry so basically I have no shot.

50 First Dates


Unless I get into a car accident and only suffer brain damage giving me short term memory loss, this just simply won’t be the way I fall in love, which is a shame because he is just simply so sweet to her and I want someone to build waffle houses with me.


The Sound of Music


Being a nun seems like a requirement, and as I stated before, I'm looking for a husband so being a nun isn't really in the cards for me.

Twilight


As much as I wish it was true, I’m going to have to say that vampires aren't real, which is unfortunate. Also, haven’t been in the situation where two guys are fighting over me, so can’t say I relate, but still hopeful -- sometimes miracles happen.

Message in a Bottle

She finds the message in a bottle while jogging. Enough said.

A Walk to Remember

(This I can slightly relate too)

Disregarding the whole "I don't have cancer" point, I am in no way fit to tutor anyone, nor can I sing like Mandy Moore, therefore this simply won't work out.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days


Presuming my entire relationship is based on a total lie, odds that after all of that we still end up falling in love, very, very small. Like move across the country avoid each other the rest of our lives small.

The Notebook


That guy is dedicated. He writes a letter everyday for a year. Everyday. With no response. The chance that I find a man who (looks like Ryan Gosling), writes me a letter everyday for a year with no response is near impossible because no one handles rejection that well, unless you are a stalker, and I don't need that in my life.

High School Musical


The odds that I find a boy who is one heck of a basketball player and can sing, probably smaller than the odds of me meeting a boy on my New Years family vacation and then ending up at his school.


All in all, movies tend to lead people astray. I'm sure for some, life is like a movie and you and your significant other met in some magical way, but at this point in my life none of that reigns true. Until then, we press on.

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