I think it’s safe to say that everyone who watches Keeping Up with the Kardashians with any sort of consistency can say, fairly enough, that every member of the family has annoyed them at some point. It’s kind of hard not to be annoyed watching Kris manipulate all of her children into reaching their maximum dollar potential while she texts her twenty-five-years-younger boyfriend, or watching Kim take artfully angled selfies with her breasts pushed together and her lips pursed as she ignores whoever is trying to have a conversation with her at the moment.
That being said, I’m pretty sure that Kylie Jenner has far surpassed all of her siblings in becoming the worst Kardashian ever. Why, you ask? Well, while it may seem like all of her older siblings did nothing to earn their money, at least they all have a few redeeming quality traits. Khloe is funny, Kendall had the work ethic and determination to become a supermodel, and the ever delightfully bitchy Kourtney actually—gasp—went to college! Kim is, well, Kim, but at least her kid is cute.
Kylie, however, is a whole different story. To me, she seems like a combination of all of her siblings’ worst traits wrapped up into the stereotypical bratty persona of the youngest child who was born with a silver (and maybe, in her case, diamond encrusted) spoon in her mouth. So, without further ado, 9 reasons why Kylie Jenner is the worst Kardashian.
1. She’s obsessed with herself.
Far be it from me to judge someone for caring about her appearance, but Kylie takes things to the next level. Scroll through her Instagram page and you’ll see a plethora of selfies, bikini pics, mirror pics that she takes of her own reflection, and the short bio that simply reads “King Kylie” (whatever that means).
https://www.instagram.com/p/_aW2JVnGrG/?taken-by=kyliejenner
Why even bother with a Christmas tree when you can have a Kylie?!
2. She has the personality of a brick wall.
Not that I’ve met her, obviously, but from watching Kylie onscreen, she seems to have no sense of humor…. Or anything that makes her interesting at all, really. She does, however, enjoy speaking in a monotone voice about Tyga’s many inspiring achievements. “Sooo Tyga bought me a Ferrari and I’m super excited” *blinks and flips hair*
3. She’s possibly more materialistic than all of the other Kardashians combined (okay, except for maybe Kim).
It’s a rare day when Kylie doesn’t post a story on Snapchat featuring the interior of her Ferrari or a picture of her house/clothes/insert designer item here with a few moneybag emojis.
4. Because she’s “never had her lips done.”
5. She has a different colored wig every week (??)
6. Has anyone else noticed that in every video she takes of herself, her fingers are always lingering awkwardly near her mouth?
Is she checking to make sure her lip implants are in place? Observe:
https://www.instagram.com/p/9MbJuXnGq7/?taken-by=kyliejenner
7. When Kendall was upset that Kylie didn’t want to spend time with her on their family trip to St. Barth’s, Kylie’s response was that, “Tyga is more her comfort zone now.”
8. She’s been oversexualizing herself since before she graduated high school.
Maybe growing up in a family where sex tapes and nude photoshoots are the norm had something to do with it, but most people would agree that a 16- or 17-year-old girl posting sexy pictures of her scantily clad body is not appropriate.
9. This tweet, which sums up everything about Kylie’s pretentiousness:
https://twitter.com/kyliejenner/status/274621574131380225?lang=en
So there you have it, 9 reasons why Kylie is the absolute worst. Here’s to another year of watching the youngest member of the K Family demonstrate everything America loves to hate about the Kardashians!