Arguing with your significant other is never fun. Sometimes the arguments are senseless, sometimes they’re intense, but there is almost always a clear winner and loser.
The few arguments I’m about to touch on are some common occurrences that you know she’ll always win, and if you’re too stubborn to know that, you’ll most likely still just give in and give up because you love her.
Number one would have to be,
The Drunk Fight
A drunk girlfriend is absolutely invincible, you. will. lose. This fight may be completely unwarranted, but that does not stop her intense combative mindset. Whether she thought you were flirting with another girl, thinks you’re not paying enough attention to her, or she’s simply too white girl wasted and thinks you need to back off from presumably stopping her fun, she will come at you full speed ahead.
The “Where should we eat?” Fight
The most common fight of all? Whether it’s because she’s indecisive, or because she just wants you to take control and choose something nice for the two of you, she isn’t going to make up her mind without a fight.
The Phone Fight
At one time or another, one of your phones will fall into the others lap. Whether it’s because it literally fell, or because you intentionally shook the table until it did, you might find something you don’t like. Luckily for the loyal trusting relationships, if it’s anything, it’ll be from the past, but it’ll still unsettle your stomach. But, for those unhealthy dwindling ones, you’ll be ripped apart, and you should be.
The Sleepy Fight
One of you is bound to steal the covers, try and wake the other up when you can’t sleep, or just be star fishing in your bed meant for cuddling. Girls are not the Sleeping Beauties we all pretend to be, crankiness and sleep talking can get the best of her and you might get a swift push off the bed.
The “Don’t Talk to Her” Fight
Every girl has one girl she despises with good reason, and every girl has intuition about new girls in your life. Those girls, we’d advise you don’t speak to. No matter how much you question it, or don’t see what she might see, she will have a list of reasons as long as Santa’s naughty and nice list as to why you’re wrong and she’s right. A woman’s intuition is not to be messed with.
The Plan Fight
Whether you can’t commit to a plan yet for the weekend, you did and you’re not following through, or you can’t commit to next years family trip, she’s getting anxious and annoyed. She remembers every plan she makes with and for you, she demands the same in return, priorities man.
The "You don't get it" Fight
Beware because she might be pretty hurt if this argument is coming up. You're supposed to be her "person", if you're not understanding how she's feeling, she's not understanding where you've been your whole relationship. You can never win this one because she knows what she's feeling and well, apparently you don't.
The Actions Vs. Words Fight
She, and most women, may be a sucker for words, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t take notice of the actions that do, or don’t, follow. When you say all the right things but don’t prove it to her, you’re slowing losing her and she will definitely let you know you’re spitting bullsh*t.
The Bathroom Fight
She gets first dibs, she will yell at you about the toilet seat, the toothpaste, and the little…whatever kinda hairs, you leave in the sink or shower after you shave. She may need more time in the bathroom, but when she’s ready for the night out, her beauty is worth the wait, right?
“And would it kill you to light a match when you leave?”
The I Love You Fight
While all fights might be annoying, you push through them because at the end of the day you love each other more than you annoy each other. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, right? The best fight of all, that you will still always loose, is the “I love you” fight. Who said it first? Who means it most? It doesn’t matter, if you’re with the right girl, you might always lose, but you’ll always win with the love she gives back to you.
