Flirt (verb): behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone, but for amusement rather than with serious intentions.

1. Oh look at him
2. He’s super cute
3. I’m gonna give him a smirk
4. Slight head tilt?
5. Yes.
6. Nailed it.
7. Slight smile and look away
8. Wow I’m so great at this
9. Now look back
10. Oh God
11. He’s walking over here
12. I didn’t think it would get this far
13. What do I do
14. WHATS A NORMAL STANDING POSE
15. I can’t make direct eye contact the whole time he’s walking
16. Where do I look
17. At my phone?
18. Good
19. I look like I’m popular
20. Maybe someone important is texting me
21. This is taking awhile
22. Should I look up again?
23. Oh god he’s here
24. What do I say?
25. “Hi”
26. What an unoriginal opener
27. WHAT DO I RESPOND
28. Well that wasn’t a word
29. What an incredibly awkward silence
30. Dear God
31. Ok I guess I’ll just talk
32. Wait
33. Brain shut up
34. Stop admitting that you watch Netflix and don’t interact with other people
35. WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR DOGS WEIRD DISEASE
36. THAT IS NOT INTERESTING
37. Please stop
38. What is wrong with me
39. Why won’t words stop coming out of my mouth
40. He’s laughing!
41. I’m killing it
42. Salsa Dancing emoji
43. I’m a queen flirter
44. I’m an inspiration to myself
45. Oh he’s saying things
46. PAY ATTENTION
47. He has a crooked tooth
48. That’s kind of adorable
49. Will our kids have crooked teeth?
50. Is that genetic?
51. I should google that.
52. Oh he’s looking at me
53. I have no idea what he said
54. Smile and laugh
55. Smile and laugh
56. Oh, that seemed to be satisfactory
57. He’s continuing to talk
58. Why is he wearing socks with sandals
59. How did I not notice that sooner
60. That’s horrific
61. Who thinks that’s a good look
62. No one
63. He touched my arm
64. CODE RED
65. HES LOOKING AT ME AND SMILING
66. I THINK IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
67. This is how I die
68. My obituary will read “cute guy talked to her once and she literally dropped dead”
69. I’m sweating so much
70. Will he notice?
71. I’m going to inconspicuously put my hair down so it covers my maybe sweat stains
72. Maybe it looks like a sexy hair toss that Cosmo talks about all the time
73. Nope
74. It's ok, we're moving on!
75. He made a joke!
76. It was only kind of funny but I’m going to laugh like I’m talking to Amy Poehler and Kristen Wiig together
77. He’s asking me for my number
78. Really?
79. You actually want to speak to me again after this interaction
80. YES OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE IT
81. Look normal
82. You’ve given your number to tons of guys
83. This is a common occurrence
84. Smile and say something witty
85. Screaming goodbye was not witty
86. He’s still smiling
87. Self-Five
88. I’m a master
89. What just happened?
90. I’m sweating.