Making the transition from dorm life or greek house life to actual, college adult(ish) apartment life can be frustrating, exciting, and hilarious all at the same time. Sometimes, you even find yourself sitting there pondering your new, quasi-independent life, especially when you should be doing homework or 927 other things. Here are some thoughts I have while doing homework in my first apartment:

1. I should’ve printed this study guide at the library
2. Wow, this couch was a good purchase
3. So comfy
4. It’s cold in here
5. I should go grab a blanket
6. And fuzzy socks
7. What is that smell?
8. I should light a candle, that'll help
9. Where is the lighter?
10. Do we have a lighter?
11. Probably not
12. But we do have Oreos
13. I wonder if we have milk
14. Oops, it expired 3 days ago, let’s throw that out
15. What should I make for dinner?
16. Ugh, but I’m tired I don’t wanna cook
17. I’ll order pizza
18. But I’m broke
19. Maybe roomies want pizza too
20. It’s already 8 PM, I don’t wanna wait for pizza
21. Wait what’s my address?
22. Yes I would like a side of ranch and marinara
23. Yes, both
24. Is that even a question?
25. I can’t wait a whole hour
26. I’m so tired
27. The washing machine put a hole in my socks
28. This little piggy is cold
29. And this little piggy needs to go to Target
30. But now I'm even more broke because I bought pizza
31. But I still need groceries
32. I can’t not eat
33. We need a rug, this carpet sucks
34. How much are rugs?
35. Do those fit in a care package?
36. I wish mom still sent care packages
37. We’re out of toilet paper
38. I bought it last time I’m not buying it again
39. Oh crap, it’s the first of the month
40. I think my rent is due
41. Bye money, I will miss you
42. I wonder when the electric bill is due
43. Oh well, lights are still on, it’s not due today
44. I have candles, it’ll be fine
45. We should decorate more
46. We need more canvases
47. I’ll find quotes on Pinterest
48. Wait, what colored paint do I have
49. Whatever, nothing matches in this place anyway
50. I wish we had a balcony
51. It’s so pretty outside
52. Why am I not outside?
53. I should study outside
54. And do laundry, I definitely need to do laundry
55. Do I have clean underwear?
56. I wonder what I’m gonna wear this weekend
57. I hope we don’t pregame here
58. I just vacuumed
59. But why is there still glitter on the floor?
60. Oh right, Big Little reveal was last week
61. I want to craft
62. Wait, where’s the lighter?
63. Maybe roomie knows where it is
64. When’s roomie coming home?
65. I’m lonely
66. I wish my neighbors were nicer
67. One of them is kinda cute though
68. He looks like he goes to the gym
69. Ugh, I need to go to the gym
70. Maybe next semester
71. The sophomore 60 isn’t real right?
72. Wow I’m a sophomore
73. That’s scary
74. What am I doing with my life?
75. I should meet with my advisor
76. Maybe she knows what I’m doing with my life
77. Where the heck are my roommates?
78. Did they go out without me?
79. Where is that smell coming from?
80. The trash definitely needs to be taken out
81. Nose goes
82. Is the pizza here yet?
83. I wonder if I can tip in quarters
84. But then I can’t do laundry
85. I should have wine with my pizza
86. Wait, do we have a corkscrew?