Harry Potter Weekend on ABC Family (or now Freeform) is quite simply one of the best television events. Although it occurs multiple times during the year, one can never miss a Harry Potter Weekend. Watching hours upon hours of a movie series, however, does lead to a few thoughts:
1. Yay, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone" is on!
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2. Wait, the Chamber of Secrets is on after too.
3. OMG, is it Harry Potter Weekend?!!
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4. Well, now we know I’m not leaving the couch for a few days.
5. Wish List Item 1: Go to Hogwarts!
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6. All of the actors are so tiny!
7. How did the casting directors know they would all become extremely attractive? They must be psychic.
8. The number of lines I can quote is seriously concerning.
9. I think my mental health should be in question.
10. Yes, Hagrid, you probably shouldn’t have said that, but it’s alright because I still love you.
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11. Why are there so many dangerous things placed casually around Hogwarts?
12. Harry, Ron, and Hermione can’t be the only people who go wandering around the school. Others have surely walked around only to find an extremely terrifying creature!
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13. Okay, Chamber of Secrets: Let’s Go!
14. I forgot Dobby was in this one!
15. Wish List Item 2: a flying car
16. And the obligatory danger quota is filled with the Whomping Willow.
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17. How does Harry not realize he’s speaking a different language the whole movie?
18. Why does every awful thing happen to Harry?
19. I’m sure the years that Harry didn’t attend Hogwarts were relatively normal.
20. Well, as normal as attending a wizzarding school could be.
21. I think I need a nap.
22. But, wait! "Prisoner of Azkaban" is on and it's the best!
23. Wish List Item 3: the ability to blow up my annoying relatives.
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24. Goodness, dementors are terrifying.
25. Oh, Draco, stop being a crybaby. That Hippogriff did not hurt you that much.
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26. I forgot that they go back in time in this one!
27. That means we get to relive the story again!
28. Wish List Item 4: Time Turner
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29. I don’t know if I can watch anymore.
30. But there is only one more on tonight and then I can sleep.
31. Well, I guess "Goblet of Fire" it is.
32. This could totally have been Harry’s calm year.
33. But alas, that would be a boring story.
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34. Why would anyone volunteer for a competition you could DIE in?
35. Dragons, Mermaids, and bewitched contestants? Sign me up!
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36. Well, I guess there are fun things like the ball.
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37. But, then all of that fun is ruined with the return of Voldemort.
38. Poor Cedric.
39. And now it’s late so I need to go to sleep.
40. Watching all of these movies is mentally exhausting.
41. Ah, yes. A morning viewing of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" AKA Harry Potter and the Order of Angst.
42. Harry, we know you are a hormonal teenager but you need to take a deep breath.
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43. But also why is Dumbledore ignoring him?
44. Sometimes I think that there is no one worse than Voldemort but then I remember that Umbridge exists.
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45. That woman is just pure evil.
46. Her evilness is only combated by the utter amazingness of Luna Lovegood.
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47. Wish List Item 5: Thestral. Although, I wouldn’t want to be able to see it because that would just be depressing.
48. Why did J.K. Rowling have to kill off Sirius? We saw so little of him!
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49. At least this epic Voldemort vs Dumbledore battle makes up for it.
50. Time for the Half- Blood Prince.
51. Everything is just so dark now.
52. I, too, turn into a chair when I don’t want anyone to find me.
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53. I wish I could clean up my room that fast.
54. At least there is a semblance of normalcy at the beginning of this year.
55. Goodness, I’m getting tired.
56. Oops, I fell asleep!
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57. At least I didn’t miss Harry when he takes Felix Felicis. That is the only funny part in this dreary movie.
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58. God I hate Snape.
59. I know he’s not evil but he’s just the worst.
60. Alright, Deathly Hallows. Final Stretch.
61. Well, two more movies.
62. But, I know I can end strong!
63. Wow, I miss Hogwarts.
64. But, Harry still manages to find danger outside of school.
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65. Could you imagine camping for months on end?
66. Well, I guess if I had a deceptively large tent I would be alright.
67. Part 1 really is not that exciting.
68. This part is pretty intense though.
69. Dobby! Why?
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70. Part 2 has better action though.
71. I mean the whole movie is pretty much the battle.
72. I would absolutely run with the first years and not fight.
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73. That’s why I am not a Gryffindor.
74. Why does everyone have to die?
75. It’s just so depressing!
76. At least the Epilogue is happy!
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77. Alright, it’s finished.
78. All is well.
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79. Harry Potter Weekend is finally complete.
80. … I really want to watch it all again.
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