The end of the semester is rapidly approaching, and it's probably got you feeling all types of ways. You know what is more productive than actually studying or doing work? Looking at cute pictures of your favorite "Full House" kid totally relating to how you feel right now. Here's a list of some perfect Stephanie Tanner-isms that speak volumes to the things you're tired of hearing this time of year:
1. "The final will be cumulative, so make sure you are studying everything we have covered this semester."
Honestly, could a professor say anything more offensive?2. "You look a little stressed."
I'm in college. It's the end of April. Are you kidding?
3. "Any big plans for the weekend?"
Do you really think I'll be doing anything but cramming for exams and crying into a pint of Ben and Jerry's? Super interesting.
4. "Don't forget, your 25-page research paper is due tomorrow!"
Don't remind me. It's all I can think about.
5. "I don't know about you, but I've been studying for this final ever since we finished taking the midterm."
There's always that one person in the class who's over-prepared. You just know they're going to ruin that curve on the final.
6. "Did you do anything for the group project?"
No, I didn't because no one in this group has done anything for this project. I'll probably just finish the entire thing the night before it's due because I know no one else will.
7. "Have you gone grocery shopping at all this month?"
School work has become your life at this point in the semester. There's too much to catch up on. There's no time for friends and no time to get milk.
8. "How are you feeling?"
Honestly? Like the end of this semester hit me in the face like a weird giant fist. Thanks for asking.
But don't forget - the semester is almost over. Hang in there! Soon it will be summer, and you'll be dancing to "Love Shack" once again.
