1. Looking at the first question of your midterm.

Because sometimes even hours at the library won’t prepare you for the evils of calculus.

2. When your mom calls and asks why there’s only $3.75 in your checking account.

Chipotle was necessary for lunch and dinner, mom. You wouldn’t believe what they had at the dining hall.

3. When you pull off a miracle A on the midterm you “studied” for.

We all know sometimes studying means sitting in the library for three hours drinking iced coffee and gossiping about pretty much anything. All in the name of procrastination.

4. When Prof. says “group project!” and you got $quad in your class.

5. When Prof. says “group project!” and you know zero people in your class.

Nothing worse than the horror of looking around and desperately trying to make eye-contact with another loner.

6. When the dining hall is serving “vegetarian hot-dogs” and “tofu fries.”

Tofu isn’t meant to be a fry, and a fry is not meant to be tofu.

7. Listening to your friends tell you EVERYTHING that happened last night.

You know what I mean.

8. Watching your roommate attempt to “hit the quan" from across the party.

That move was fine in the privacy of our own room. Maybe not the best right now.

9. And finally, when life comes speeding out of nowhere and hits you like a truck.