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8 Thoughts I Had When I Heard About "Harry Potter And The Cursed Child."

"Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."

Emily Hadfield
Feb 15, 2016
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8 Thoughts I Had When I Heard About "Harry Potter And The Cursed Child."
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On February 10, 2016, Pottermore announced that the script of "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child," a play showing in London that will be the newest addition to the Harry Potter universe, will be released in book form this July. This is a total game-changer for those of us too poor to fly all the way to London to see it and it sparked some mixed feelings for me, and I'm sure for the rest of the Potterheads as well.

1. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!

IT’S A DREAM COME TRUE I CAN’T BELIEVE THERE’S MORE HARRY POTTER I’M GOING BACK TO HOGWARTS!!! *grabs wand and sprints from dormitory*

2. Hold up. All is NOT well!

But the series ended perfectly, this is going to mess up the perfect futures I had imagined for the trio! What the heck J.K. Rowling, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were all set to live happily ever after and now you’ve got to go and ruin it.

3. Is it pronounced “curs’d” or “curs-ed?”

Asking the real questions here. “Curs-ed” sounds better, more proper and British…

4. But who is the cursed child?

Is it Harry? Or is it Albus Severus, cursed because his buffoon of a father decided to give him the name Albus Severus, dooming him to be teased into oblivion for all eternity? Seriously though, what the heck, Harry?!

5. What about the Marauders?

I would sooooo much rather hear a story about the Marauders! James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter gallivanting around Hogwarts? Yes, please!

6. How much is a plane ticket to London…?

I’m sure I can find $1,000 for the flight somewhere! I hear you can get a decent amount of money for a kidney on the black market. Or maybe I'll just ride my hippogriff.

7. Maybe I just won’t read it.

If I deny it, it won’t be true and Harry, Ron, and Hermione can keep on living their perfect lives just as I’ve imagined them!

8. Who am I kidding?

Let’s be real, I can whine all I want, but I’ve already pre-ordered my copy on Amazon. Until the very end.

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