Ahhh, it's that time of the year... The time where the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is aired on television to millions of people all around the world.

Here are eight thoughts that ran through all of our minds while watching this year's "sexiest night on television:"

1. I need to go on a diet. Now.

Undoubtedly all of our first initial thoughts. Only after this first initial thought do we proceed to reach for the snack cabinet or even order a pizza to snack on while watching the show...

2. When you realize most of the models have had multiple kids and still look hotter than you.

Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio and Heidi Klum (pictured above) all have two kids...And their bodies are still in better shape than mine will EVER be. *sigh*

3. Was it not awkward when Bella Hadid strutted past her recent ex, the Weeknd?

Yikes is all I have to say about this one.

4. How do the models wear huge wings, 5" heels, and look cute all at the same time?

I can't even walk to class without tripping over the sidewalk and falling on a good day.

5. I would literally sell my soul to have a body like that.

But then again, do you think they can eat pizza whenever they want? On second thought...

6. Wait...where is Cara Delevigne??

Cara absolutely slayed in the VS Fashion Show the past four years, so why was she MIA at this one? Tabloids claimed that VS dropped her because she was "too bloated," but it turns out she was just out of town filming a movie. She shut down the tabloids with a feisty Instagram post a few weeks ago. Go girl.

7. Who comes up with all of these incredible outfits, anyways?

Fairies? Snow angels? Hot statue of liberty? EMOJI wings? I wish I had HALF the creative brain that the designers have. Props.

8. Wow, Lady Gaga is the same height as all of the angels!

Oh, wait. If you look a little closer, she's actually just normal sized and wearing literal 10" heels. Speaking of which, how does she wear them successfully without snapping her ankles?? #NotHuman