I feel like most people just assume that knowing how to use makeup is built into every girl’s DNA when she’s born. Hahaha... Yeah, so not true. I honestly have no idea how to use any type of makeup, but oh well, right? People in the 1800s didn’t have makeup, so why do we? Besides, the whole concept is just covering up your actual face with fake products that are centered around your appearance. I’m sorry, but I just don’t see why makeup sounds fun to people. Like, what’s the point of even trying to understand this beyond complicated system??

1. Before we start to talk about applying makeup, can we just talk about how confusing the aisles are

I’d probably be less confused trying to get out of the Bermuda Triangle than I am when I have to look for the makeup I’m trying to find.

2. When you do find what you’re looking for, you end up buying the wrong thing

Dang it, I accidentally bought PURPLE mascara?! Why is colored mascara a thing? We all know you weren't born with colored eyelashes!

3. You only buy the basic mascara, eyeliner, and foundation because that's all you know how to use

Even that might be too much…I guess we’re getting risky here...

4. When you were younger and your mom bought you those makeup kits, it was nothing but a complete fail for you

And you probably don’t wear eye shadow anymore because it still turns out like this…

5. Since your “makeup routine” only takes two minutes max, you’re always the one friend ready way before everyone else

...and then you have to sit around being irritated by your makeup educated friends

6. You’ll never understand why some people think caked on makeup looks good

You have a clean face right under there…what are you doing?? Why is this a thing??

7. Don’t even get me started on why people think that winged eyeliner looks good

You are a human, not a bird! Sorry not sorry...

8. Your friends are constantly asking to give you makeovers

SHUT UP I LOOK FINE.