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8 Things You Look For After A Night Out

Get your sh*t together!

Nicole Romano
Apr 04, 2016
SUNY Cortland
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8 Things You Look For After A Night Out
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After a long night out, there are several things that almost every person looks for in the morning. Besides Advil to cure that headache, there are other things that you probably didn't realize you almost always look for first.

1. Your ID

That moment of panic when you forget that you put it in your shoe, instead of your wallet so that you don't lose it and rip your room apart for no reason at all.

2. Money

You went out with $30 and came home with nothing; how does that happen? What did you buy last night? Where did all your money go? I don't understand.

3. Water

"Oh my god my mouth is as dry as Ghandi's flip flop." *chugs 4 water bottles and 10 more throughout the day*

4. Food

I don't know if it's just me, but anything greasy at that very moment is all I need. I immediately regret the decision right after though...

5. Your bag

Realizing that you went home with the wrong satchel, and nothing inside of it belongs to you...but then you realized your roommate was holding it for you.

6. Your phone

You could've sworn your phone was charging all night, only to find out that it fell through the crack of your bed and is shattered on the floor.

7. A picture to upload

You look through your pictures and wondering why nobody told you that you looked that sweaty and disgusting and that no filter can take away the ratchetness and your stuck with uploading nothing.

8. Your dignity

First thing you want to do before reaching for that bottle of water is getting in the shower and walking yourself to church to get rid of all your sins.



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