Kids can be a lot of work. There is usually a fair amount of screaming, crying, and protesting. They need constant supervision and entertainment. Some of them can't even read yet, but these tiny humans can teach us a thing or two.
1. They can teach us how to flirt:
...It's as simple as that.
2. Once you've actually wrangled a suitor, they know just how to set the mood. And how much it should cost you.
3. They can teach you how to make a mean fruit salad. Unless they have a younger sibling who ruins everything.
4. And if the fruit salad isn't cutting it, they know where to find the "special juice" and how to sneak it into their sippy cups. They still have to master the art of acting sober.
5. They know how to pull off an excellent prank. Sneaky AF.
6. They have mastered the art of moving gracefully.
7. They really know how ride the rides.
8. They are true word smiths.
What else is there to say?