I have been a vegetarian now for nine years. And I absolutely love it. However, I have heard many insults and snide remarks about it. So here are the eight things that will make a vegetarian cringe.

1. "Just pick the meat out"

At that point I might as well eat the meat.

2. "Oh and I bet you want some chicken right?"

I get it. I don't eat meat so offering me meat is HILARIOUS. SO FUNNY SO ORIGINAL.

3. "Well, you weren't even going to have any right?"

I mean now that you put meat on it/in it I'm not going to. But I would have liked the option.

4. "You could just get a salad"

Oh, you'll get a steak and you expect me to get a salad? Is it so hard to try to find a restaurant to eat at where I can get more food than a rabbit would get?

5. "Sorry, there's nothing here you can eat"

I get it. I've been a vegetarian for how long but somehow you've managed to still serve something with meat?

6. "You're just so picky"

I WILL NOT EAT MEAT. THAT IS IT. THAT IS THE ONLY THING I WILL NOT EAT. Oh, and olives. I hate olives.

7. "You're going to eat meat again one day"

What? How do you know? Where is your logic behind this?

8. *dangles meat in your face* "You know you want some"

You're right. You dangling meat in my face is going to make me want to eat it. Totally makes sense. Also is super hilarious.

Wow, actually got a little heated writing this article. I'm sure not all of these things bother all vegetarians, but I know they sure do bother me.