This is probably an article nobody would have expected me to write... ever. That being said, SURPRISE! So, hello to my future husband if he is reading this. Here are some things you should know.

1. I'm Very Loud and Energetic.

Believe it or not, (I'm the laziest person to ever exist,) on a good day, I'll only know what an 'outdoor voice' is. The louder I am, the better the mood I'm in. Take notes, honey. Especially when I'm running around singing Britney Spears.

2. I Have 'Big Moments.'

Yes. If you eat any of the food I was saving, expect an ear-full. I know what I deserve, and if you try to have me settle for less, it isn't possible.

3. I Really Do Love You.

There may be days where I won't say it as often, however, there will be many days where it's all I can tell you. Sometimes I'll just want to tell you I love you until I lose my voice. Learn to get used to it. It'll happen very often.

4. I'm Very Nosey.

So somebody tagged you in a post on Facebook? I saw it first. Who are they? How did you meet? Do they know me? Do I know them? What's their mother's maiden name?

5. I Don't Give Up.

Whether this may be in a good situation or not, I don't plan on giving up. I love you, and I will always fight for you, eEspecially if we are married and I plan on spending my life with you. Hopefully, you're the same way.

6. I'm Always Right.

Even if I'm wrong, I'll fight with you until you get sick of it. I'm always right. I always win. Give it your best shot, babe. Arguing is a sport and, as a coincidence, I'm very competitive.

7. Date Nights Shouldn't Be Complicated.

I'm probably as simple as 'simple' will get. I don't mind going out, however, I'd much rather spend our time together in our PJs loving life.

8. I'm Terrible With Money.

If you know me, you also know that money and I don't go together well. I couldn't make $100 last a week if my life was on the line. Good luck to the both of us when we are married because you need to handle all of the money.

So, to my future husband, good luck. Refer to this article as needed.