1. "How does your partner feel about them?"

He likes them just fine thank you, and I definitely wouldn't be with him if he didn't. Not that that's your business.

2. "You should put on a bra."

Please say that to every girl you meet tonight and tell me how well that goes over for you.

3. "What's sex like now?"

Exactly the same. Exactly. The. Same.

4. "Wow, you really don't give a fuck."

Wow, you've really made a broad assumption on my personality based on a small piece of jewelry attached to my body I'm glad we've become so close.

But you're not wrong.

5. "Did it hurt?"

What do you think? Yeah, go with that.

6. "Does it make them more sensitive?"

And why is that something you thought would be acceptable to ask? Unless you're my very best friend or my doctor, that's not really your business.

7. "Do you really have your nipples pierced? I don't believe you, show me."

Yeah, I'm gonna show you my nipples in the middle of the club just give me one second.

8. "You know like everyone has those now?"

My piercings are not an attempt at originality. I got them because I wanted them and I like the way that they look and how I look with them.