Being clumsy doesn't come easy. The walls jump out at us, the floor likes to trip us, the tables get in the way, the list goes on. If you are clumsy like me, you will likely be able to relate to everything listed below.
1. Walking into walls every day
....and probably giving ourselves a bruise in the process.
2. Tripping over nothing
This happens to me every day. I can literally trip when there's nothing in the way of where I'm walking. Hey, it takes talent to trip over the air.
3. Dropping things on a regular basis
We klutzes should be used to this by now. Let's just hope we don't drop our mom's favorite vase. *knocks on wood*
4. Knocking over several objects at once
Oops. Sorry. Oh crap, I didn't see that there.
5. Bumping into other people
Sorry random person. Please don't kill me.
6. Falling down the stairs on numerous occasions
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! "What's that noise? Oh never mind. The klutz is falling down the stairs....again."
7. Wearing any kind of footwear that isn't flat is a big no-no
I love to look taller by trying on some high heels, but I don't ant to risk breaking my ankle just from walking in a pair of shoes.
8. Being covered in several scrapes, scratches, bumps, and bruises
Sometimes it's hard to keep track of all of them.
Being clumsy is a struggle, but if you are a klutz don't feel bad because you are not alone. Not to mention, it's part of what makes you unique. So get out there and embrace your clumsiness. Trip over the air with pride!