There are many ways to know if you're someone with long hair, but a few of them are so true and relatable, they just had to be listed.
1. Your hair is long, obviously.
If your hair reaches more than halfway down your back, you have long hair
2. You find it EVERYWHERE.
Your car, your boyfriends car, your pillow, your floor, your notebooks. It's everywhere.
3. If you find hair in your food, you have zero doubts that it's your own.
It's yours. Nothing to see here.
4. Cooking is impossible.
It keeps getting in your face, it sticks to the back of your neck, and it just dipped in your alfredo sauce.
5. Putting it up is not easy.
Whoever invented hair ties, did not invent them for long hair. One hair tie cannot corral this bun, are you nuts? It takes 5.
6. Showering is a commitment.
It takes precisely 13 minutes to thoroughly wash and condition my hair. Then another 10 to detangle it. Then 15 to dry it. Then 20 minutes to straighten it. You know what? Dry shampoo it is.
7. Getting ready to go out takes way longer than it does for people with normal hair.
It takes about an hour and a half to curl my hair. And that's if it even stays. Somehow there isn't a hairspray strong enough.
8. You almost (or do) cry when you think about cutting it.
It's like a pet. Even though it can be a pain in the ass, you just can't bear to let it go.
