8 Reasons Kevin Malone Was The Coolest Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch Employee
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8 Reasons Kevin Malone Was The Coolest Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch Employee

There are some people who have charm and then their are some who don't.

Brian Dale Teal
Oct 08, 2017
Tampa, Florida
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8 Reasons Kevin Malone Was The Coolest Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch Employee
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As you think about The Office, one unsung hero comes to mind: Kevin Malone. So stoic and quietly profound that he was sometimes overlooked at Dunder-Mifflin, sadly residing at his desk, wasting his untapped potential away looking at pictures of food on his computer.

Heres 8 reasons why Kevin was the coolest on The Office:

1. HE WILL ALWAYS HAVE YOUR BACK, NO LIKE SERIOUSLY.

If he says he has your back, he will kill anyone for your safety, unless food is involved, then you're just a goner.


2. HE GETS WHAT SUMMER IS ALL ABOUT!!

If this isn't your mindset during the Summer, then I low-key hate you.


3. When you gotta eat... you gotta eat.


4. Sometimes, people are just annoying.

Don't lie, you know this is you on a daily at your job.


5. Love is hard and so are making tacos.

It sucks giving your all to the thing you love the most... till you crush it.


6. Life is hard when you have nothing to do with it.

He's never too busy to hang and will always, literally always be there for you.


7. There is always some reason why you're always hungry when you see Kevin.. I wonder why that is?

He doesn't mind getting down and dirty. Take it how you want it.


8. This speaks for itself.

I mean come on, he'd be better than the two candidates we just had. Its only a matter of time.

#Kevinforpresident

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