8 Lies We Tell Ourselves Before Going Out
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8 Lies We Tell Ourselves Before Going Out

It's the thought that counts... right?

8 Lies We Tell Ourselves Before Going Out
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1. I deserve to have fun tonight, I had such a rough week.

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Meanwhile, the majority of your week was spent binge watching Netflix...

2. I’m not drinking anything after the pregame.

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Yet once you get to the party...


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Magically at the party, however, as soon as you catch sight of him with another girl, it's all over.

4. I’m going to take such cute pictures at the party.

5. I’m totally not going to eat junk after tonight.

Later that night:

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6. I promise myself I’m not going to text or Snapchat anything I’d regret tomorrow.

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Until the next morning when you see the damage you have done.

7. I am not wasting my day tomorrow; I am going to wake up early and workout.

Tomorrow morning:

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8. Then after working out, I am going to be super productive and gets tons of work done.

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But at 2 o’clock the next day...

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