We all know the Disney Princesses and their stories, but ever wonder what would happen if we took them and put them in a modern day setting different form their own? Here is exactly what would happen if the Disney Princesses attended UMass Amherst.
1. Cinderella
Cinderella would be a Kappa. She would attend formals at Lit and would make all her own outfits for themed mixers. She thinks every guy she dates is "the one" and will probably be married right out of college.
2. Ariel
Everyone knows her because of her fiery red hair, and UMass Crushes probably tweets about her all the time. Shes on the Swim Team and her roommate hates her because shes a hoarder.
3. Belle
The girl who is as stunning and she is sweet. All the girls want to be friends with her or envy her, and all the guys want to date her. Doesn't get sloppy drunk, doesn't do random hookups. You can probably find her sitting in the ILC reading her favorite book.
4. Aurora
Lives in North Apartments. Skips class to take naps, is equally beautiful as she is crazy. Don't let her fool you, she may like her privacy but she'll kiss any guy at first sight. Very privileged and she won't let you forget it.
5. Pocahontas
Total bad bitch. Seriously, you don't want to mess with her. Doesn't go out on the weekends because she doesn't want to deal with all the annoying drunks. Lives in a single in Central because she likes her quiet time.
6. Snow White
Only has guy friends, lives for frat parties. Is in the choir program and lives in Orchard Hill because she likes the long walk home. Hospitality major and studies hard but also believes every professor is out to get her.
7. Mulan
Takes all 300 and up level courses because she is determined to do her best. She usually spends most of her time in Du Bois. Also a bad ass, don't get in her way, she doesn't have patience for you or your BS.
8. Jasmine
Wears crop tops out every night and goes to Lit every night since her parents never let her party in high school. Falls in love with the quiet art major boy that everyone ignores despite the fact that her dad wants her to marry and Isenberg major.
