72 Thoughts During My Makeup Routine
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72 Thoughts During My Makeup Routine

"And I haven't even had my coffee yet."

72 Thoughts During My Makeup Routine

The other day I came across an article on Facebook where a woman shared the thoughts she had during her makeup routine and I instantly knew what I had to do for my next article. One day I went about my daily makeup routine but this time typed out my thoughts. These are the thoughts that ran through my head within that 20-minute time span of me doing my makeup. The fact that I had at least 72 thoughts is really amusing especially before I even had coffee; reading them over makes me smile so maybe it will make you smile too.

  1. Ok, I have 10 minutes before to make myself presentable.
  2. Wow, I need some color.
  3. Man, when did that pimple get there?
  4. This natural light is making me notice every single hair I missed while tweezing my eyebrows.
  5. Where are my tweezers?
  6. I don’t have time to tweeze maybe my concealer can cover it, I mean it works for everything else.
  7. OK time for foundation where is my beauty blender?
  8. How did I live without a beauty blender?
  9. I wonder what’s in my beauty blender; everyone seems to be cutting his or hers open.
  10. I can’t believe that one girl found a bug in hers.
  11. How does that even happen?
  12. I don’t want to know.
  13. Do I have time to contour?
  14. Of course I do, there’s always time to contour.
  15. Well that’s a little dark, its okay ill blend it out.
  16. Should I contour my nose?
  17. Why do I contour my nose, I don’t even care.
  18. Do people even look at my nose?
  19. I do care about this double chin, so lets contour that.
  20. This looks nothing like that tutorial on YouTube.
  21. Where did I go wrong?
  22. Too late, I'll try again tomorrow.
  23. How much is too much highlight? I really do not know.
  24. I want it to be seen in my Snapchat.
  25. Speaking of Snapchat I need to hurry up so I can take my selfies in the good lighting.
  26. Did I miss a step?
  27. **** Blend, blend and more blend.
  28. What eye shadow palette should I use today Naked 1, 2 or 3?
  29. I need another palette.
  30. How about the Renaissance one from Anastasia.
  31. Spend money on that or put it in savings.
  32. I mean if I get it this paycheck I don’t have to get it the next. one so I will put extra in savings next paycheck.
  33. I might as well buy the Glow kit too.
  34. I need a second job.
  35. Man I forgot blush, go back now before you forget again.
  36. Why don’t you try a new eye shadow color?
  37. **Goes to new color then right back to the daily nude color.
  38. Maybe ill try a wing today.
  39. No I don’t need that stress right now.
  40. Wow has it already been 10 minutes.
  41. Here goes nothing, I'll be late this one time.
  42. I am kind of hungry.
  43. I should have woken up earlier.
  44. Oh god my hair.
  45. I'll just leave it in a bun.
  46. Ok back to my makeup.
  47. I should pray before I put on mascara.
  48. Lets take this slow and don’t forget to breathe.
  49. Wow they look pretty good.
  50. Maybe I'll add more, it will look fine.
  51. How did my eyelashes go from beautiful curves to tree branches?
  52. Is this cute?
  53. I can’t redo it so I guess it has to be.
  54. I am really digging my contour today.
  55. Well since I did not do a wing, I should go for a bold lip color.
  56. This was the wrong lip color.
  57. Why did I pick this color, it does not even match my eye shadow?
  58. This is something that can not go unfixed.
  59. ***Sticks to nude color
  60. How does Kylie Jenner look good in every color from gold to blue to black?
  61. It has to be a filter.How do I possibly miss every time the lip kits go on sale?
  62. Are they worth it? I still have to get one.
  63. Well let’s do some more blending just because.
  64. Ok well I look decent enough, I am only 10 minutes behind.
  65. Oh no, what do I wear?
  66. ***Looks in closet
  67. I have NO clothes.
  68. Why is it not acceptable to go naked in public?
  69. It's fine, I'll wear the same thing I wore yesterday with a different sweater.
  70. Still need to take selfies.
  71. ***Takes 20 selfies and likes none of them

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    1. Watch a movie
    2. Take a nap
    3. Have a dance party
    4. Eat ice cream
    5. Bake a cake
    6. Cry just a little bit
    7. Knit a blanket
    8. Learn to ride a bike
    9. Build a crib
    10. Watch a hockey game
    11. Watch any game
    12. Play with my hair
    13. Dye my hair
    14. Go grocery shopping
    15. Learn to crochet
    16. Do 50 jumping jacks
    17. Drive cross country
    18. Take a bubble bath
    19. Squeeze lemons for lemonade
    20. Sell the lemonade
    21. Make heart-shaped ice cubes
    22. Moisturize my knees
    23. Paint my nails
    24. Find the cure for cancer
    25. Run a marathon
    26. Just kidding, run down the hall
    27. Squat my bodyweight
    28. Eat my bodyweight in French fries
    29. Hibernate until Christmas
    30. Cuddle my body pillow (unless you have a boo)
    31. Think about all the work I’m not doing
    32. Wash my bed sheets
    33. Vacuum my apartment
    34. Play mini golf
    35. Go swimming
    36. Tan in this Texas heat
    37. Sing like I’m about to win American Idol
    38. Blow up balloons
    39. Pop the balloons
    40. Make lists
    41. Write an Odyssey article
    42. Pet a puppy
    43. Adopt a puppy
    44. Pay my rent
    45. Order a pizza
    46. Start a garden
    47. Cook a turkey
    48. Find new music
    49. Clean my waffle iron
    50. Learn to make jam
    51. Jam to music
    52. Play scrabble
    53. Volunteer anywhere
    54. Celebrate a birthday
    55. Watch a makeup tutorial I’ll never use
    56. Go through old pictures on my phone
    57. Make a playlist
    58. Take a shower
    59. Clean my room
    60. Curl my hair
    61. Climb a rock wall
    62. Get a massage
    63. Play with Snapchat filters
    64. Roast a chicken
    65. Go fishing
    66. Chug some Snapple
    67. Ride in a cart around Walmart
    68. Count the days until the semester is over
    69. Overthink about my future
    70. Think of my future baby’s names
    71. Pin everything on Pinterest
    72. Text anybody
    73. Pray about life
    74. Watch a sunset
    75. Watch a sunrise
    76. Have a picnic
    77. Read a book (that’s not for school)
    78. Go to a bakery
    79. Snuggle a bunny
    80. Clean my apartment
    81. Wash my dishes
    82. Rearrange my furniture
    83. Physically run away from my problems
    84. Make some meatballs
    85. Learn to make bread
    86. Google myself
    87. Ride a Ferris wheel
    88. Get stuck on a Ferris wheel (that way, it’s not my fault I’m not studying)
    89. Wash my car
    90. Get on a plane to Neverland
    91. Find Narnia in my closet
    92. Jump on a trampoline
    93. Learn to ice skate
    94. Go rollerblading
    95. Ride a rollercoaster
    96. Carve a pumpkin
    97. Restore water in a third world country
    98. FaceTime my family
    99. Hug my mom
    100. Tell my friends I love them

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