1. Ninja Cheerleaders
A thrilling movie following the double lives of college cheerleaders and after school go-go dancers who must use their "super stealthy" ninja skills to save their master from the mafia. God forbid they reveal their secrets to the public or else they would not get a chance to be accepted into Brown.
2. Mean Girls 2
Stop trying to make a sequel happen. You can't just make a sequel happen.
3. Holiday in Handcuffs
Because when I want to get into the Christmas spirit, I instantly think about watching an original ABC Family flick that tells a story about a former teenage witch who kidnaps an oddly buff washed up teen star in order to make it seem like she has a boyfriend for the Christmas season.
4. Cabin in the Woods
A bunch of B-List actors thrown together into a stereotypical horror movie depicting washed up teens who spend their weekend in a seemingly empty cabin in the woods. This flick is full of "Don't go into the closet!" and "Why are you going to the basement?"
5. Sharknado
Enough said.
7. Mutant Vampire Zombies From the Hood
A riveting under-budgeted tale of urban city dwellers who must work together to fight off the zombies that infest their "hood."


























