1. @rudehpthoughts (Rude HP Thoughts)
If you love Harry Potter (Read: are a human who has a soul) then you have to follow this account. Basically they post really insightful observations that you never wanted to think about the series that will are so horribly true you love and hate it at the same time.
2. @thecampaignbook (Shia LaBeouf)
Shia LaBeouf is one of those celebrities that you have to follow because you never know what they are going to do next. He is hilarious and has been known to live tweet his acid trips, which is always an interesting turn out. Also he once tweeted "I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE" every day for about a month.
3. @DennysDiner (Denny's)
I know this seems random that Denny's verified account would be worth following, but trust me it's one of the best and not annoyingly promotional. They post random yet hilarious things about loving food that would be funny from any account but somehow being from Denny's makes it even funnier.
4. @jwoodham (Jamie Woodham)
I had never heard of Jamie Woodham but I stumbled upon this comedian's twitter account a few years ago and have been a religious retweeter ever since. His tweets are usually super outlandish which is what makes him so funny.
5. @VancityReynolds (Ryan Reynolds)
Ryan Reynolds doesn't seem like he would have a very exciting twitter, but this account is so funny that I wouldn't doubt that he hired a comedian to write his tweets. Whether or not he is actually the one tweeting, this account is definitely worth a follow.
6. @brendohare (Brendan O'Hare)
This sense of humor may not be for everyone, but if you're into that dry and outlandish comedic style then you will love Brendan O'Hare's account. He writes for ClickHole which explains the style of his writing and if you love ClickHole as much as I do, then you will love his tweets.
7. @RogenSandy (Sandy Rogen)
Yes I know what you are thinking, why would you ever even think to follow Seth Rogen's mom on twitter? Well I'm not sure how I found this lovely gem, but Sandy Rogen is the best thing to ever happen to my twitter feed. She is the perfect amount of adorable motherly presence that everyone needs in their life and basically you get to watch her do all the funny mom-ish things without the nagging.




























