School is fun. Well, college is fun, and sometimes we don't get the right amount of sleep, eat the right kinds of food, or take enough vitamins. All of this adds up to being sick. We all get sick at some point during the term and it will ruin your life for a few days. However, we don't want to admit we are sick until we have to and that creates the seven stages of getting sick.
1. Denial.
You tell yourself and your friends that you are fine when the sniffles begin.
2. You start to take precautions.
3. You worry about how many classes you might miss if you get really sick.
4. You are now actually pretty sick and can't do anything but lay in bed and email your professors.
You hope they believe you because students lie about being sick all the time.