F@*!Boy: "the worst kind of guy, or, at least, one who represents the worst trends of the present moment." --slate.com.

Ladies, we've all dealt with at least one, we know they exist. Sometimes, it seems as though we're surrounded by "F@*!Boys," but there are some nice guys out there. Here's the ultimate checklist to see if you're dealing with a classic F@*!Boy.

1. He not only owns, but wears all attire made by Patagonia and Vineyard Vines.

It sounds mean to judge someone by their clothes, but we all know it's true. It's the unspoken rule F@*!Boy-ism to wear any and all things Patagonia and Vineyard Vines.

2. He calls you pet names like "babe" or "baby."

Okay, not all guys who use pet names are F@*!Boys, but if he's calling you "babe", "baby", or "sweetheart" the night you meet him, stop talking, turn around, and run as fast as you can, because you have just encountered a grade A F@*!Boy.

3. His number one priority is sticking it in any living female.

You can tell a F@*!Boy when you see one, because he’s that guy you’ll see floating around at a party, talking to every girl he can, with his hands all over every single one. No, ladies, he doesn’t like you for your personality, he is just using you as his night’s entertainment.

4. The ONLY conversations he has are about his Frat and his bros.

Now, I’m not saying ALL frat guys are part of the F@*!Boy community, but if they can’t think of anything else to talk to you about other than how much they hazed their pledges and how drunk they got on a Sunday, then yes, he is the ultimate F@*!Boy.

5. You have to continuously text him first/he doesn’t respond to your messages.

I am an advocate of two-way communication. There are two people in every conversation, so why are you the only one putting in work? Even worse, if he doesn’t respond (especially after you hooked up), it’s over. He has officially been labeled a F&*!Boy.

6. If he tells you stuff like “I’m not like other guys."

Hey, you never know, he really could be unlike other guys. However, if he starts texting you things like this:

Block the number and don’t look back.

7. He asks you for nudes.

Ladies, YOUR BODY IS YOUR TEMPLE. RESPECT IT. Don’t let these little boys talk you into sending nudes. We all know he’ll show his friends anyway.

Ladies, it’s okay, it happens to the best of us. The best advice I can give is that if you have reasonable suspicions that he’s a F@*!Boy, take a step back, then another 500 steps back, and stay there. Because he is a F@*!Boy until proven otherwise.