Being the Bachelorette looks like a lot of work if you ask me. It's a job that entitles a lot of laborious and emotional business. Kaitlyn Bristowe, I commend you for the amount of effort you have had to put in this current season, and here is why:
1. The Abundance of Hot Men.
I have a hard time picking what I want to eat for breakfast, and the Bachelorette has to pick which man she wants to spend the rest of her life with in a limited amount of time. Do you choose the hot one that looks like Ryan Gosling or go the medical route with the smokin' dentist? Which guy could you see mixed with yourself to make your future children look attractive? These are the questions in which haunt a Bachelorette's head every night. Too many hot men in one room is bound to give a girl a heart attack.
2. Way Too Many Dresses.
A rose ceremony is like prom except broadcasted all through out the country. What is worn will be remembered by all. Picking a dress for each and every week seems like the hardest job in the world. Not to mention Kaitlyn, your past two sparkly, navy, backless dresses are almost identical, don't think we of Bachelor Nation didn't notice.
3. Is it Brady or Brody or Ben?
Look I just don't get how the Bachelorette remembers so many names on the first night. There's a whole 25 of them.
4. Nobody Likes Packing.
As Bachelorette, you get to travel all across the world and do adventurous activities. I should rephrase that, you HAVE to travel all across the world. The average girl needs about three suitcases for an overnight. Imagine how much luggage Kaitlyn has to push around through out her activities. The preparation seems ONLY tiresome. Hey ABC, you're not fooling us when someone gets kicked off and there's only one bag taken away from the hotel. At least this season we have someone as real as Tony to demonstrate the amount of luggage one Bachelorette contestant really has.
5. The Whole Country Watches The Kissing.
If you look bad kissing, you're basically done for. Thousands of Bacherlorette fans are watching, critiquing, making note of the sounds, look and chemistry between each little kiss. To this day I remember the way Des licked her lips in between kisses and the pout Andi makes. (Okay maybe I'm a crazy fan.)
6. You Don't Eat Food.
Now this is a serious question of mine, that I need ABC to answer. Why doesn't anyone eat their food on the Bachelorette dates? If I were the Bacherlorette, I would be starving. Each and every date looks like a lot of activity with low sugar intake. If being the Bachelorette follows that strict of a diet, count me OUT.
7. Attachment Issues.
That boy I talked to sophomore year once that sat behind me and asked for a pencil, yeah I probably still think about him from time to time. So Kaitlyn, with that in mind, be warn of the attachment issues. With that many beautiful men, especially those you have to send home just because there are better ones out there, you're bound to get attached. Even when you're married(or not) with the chosen one, you'll just have to be reminded of all the good times during men tell all. For that, I am truly sorry.
Obviously being the Bachelorette would suck. I mean who would want to date a bunch of beautiful men, wear fancy dresses, and travel all around the world to have the most amazing dates anyways? Psh...not me.
