7 Phases Of Getting Ready On A Saturday Night
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7 Phases Of Getting Ready On A Saturday Night

Cause let's face it, no one likes getting ready

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7 Phases Of Getting Ready On A Saturday Night

So, it's Wednesday and you have made plans again for the weekend. The typical bar crawl with friends until you can't remember why you thought it was a good idea to go out in the first place. Saturday rolls around and you worked all day. You're exhausted but 7pm hits and its time to get ready...at first you are all for it but then its a ride on the struggle bus for about an hour.

1. Do I have to get up and shower?

You're all cuddled up in bed watching the Law and Order SVU marathon and notice it's 7 and you NEED to get up and shower.

2. Alright this is going to be an awesome night, I'm going to look so GOOD.

Well, you have showered now so thats a step in the right direction. You begin to gain all this confidence and think the night is going to go so well. Until you mess up your mascara and the regret sets in.

3. The jeans you were going to wear....they have a huge stain on them.

Now your WHOLE outfit is screwed up. You begin to think you should text your friend and come up with some bogus excuse as to why you can no longer come out. Instead you suck it up and find a pair of leggings to wear. Which come on ladies leggings over jeans any day!

4. Your friend sends you THE text.

You suddenly get a text from your best friend telling you that the person you both can not stand is going to the same bar crawl. Now you begin to regret this all together. However, you both agree to be adults about this and go to the crawl and pay no attention to her.

5. You're finally getting in the right mood!!!

The playlist on pandora is killing it and you begin to feel excited about going out. All your favorite people are coming and you're really ready to unwind and enjoy yourself.

6. Rides here!!!!!

To no surprise your DD is ten minutes early BUT no worries you look flawless...so lets go!

7. Let the night begin...

You made it to the bar, everyone is laughing and enjoying themselves. Although the process of getting ready is a real pain in the butt, you are glad you struggled through it and made an appearance. Not only were all your favorite people there but it was THE best night out in weeks!!!

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