Some days, you have those days. You know the ones, everyone is being extra funny, but not on purpose, and that just makes it all the more funnier. Today has been that day for me, and I wanted to share with you the words of my hilarious friends or the things I've heard. So here goes... the funniest things I've heard today:
1. “Laugh about it now; cry about it later”
I don't think this statement needs much explanation. Most of us live by this philosophy in our day-to-day decisions.
2. "You know how you collect people's lost marbles? Well, I split my cup of grapes the other day"
Okay, so this one might need some explanation. I have a friend who swears up and down that she always finds random marbles. This ironic, repetitive scenario has played into her thinking that as people have "lost their mind" or "lost their marbles", she is always the one who gets to pick up the pieces. To make her laugh, I told her the other day I had a cup of grapes and knocked them over IN CLASS. I immediately thought of her, and it made me laugh even harder at the fact I had just spilled a cup of grapes-- rolling, round grapes--onto the college classroom floor.
3. "You look like you are about to cry"
I go to observe at a school. Normal day, normal Friday. Normal as in I'm ready for this school day to be over, so I can go home ASAP. As I'm watching a kid absolutely struggle for five minutes to put his binder in his backpack, he finally looks up and says the above statement. No kid, I'm not about to cry. But if I was, I would be crying for absolute joy that it's Friday-- another Friday down of Senior year!
4. I'd parallel park for you
Trying to be funny to myself as I squeezed my car into the smallest parking spot possible the other day, I thought I'd tell my future boyfriend one day that by really loving him, I'd parallel park for him. Don't get it? You obviously know how to parallel park then.
5. "I'm not dancing"
It's always funny when a speaker at a Baptist college is illustrating how you will wobble around in the middle of an earthquake. It's even funnier when he reminds the Baptist preacher that he's not dancing. Don't get this one either? It's a Baptist no-no
6. "He told me he didn't like that girl. He's sitting by that girl"
You always know that you are going to come in contact with those boys that say one thing and do another. The poor girl speaking the above statement has just learned that boys and girls alike lie to avoid telling you the truth. Bless it.
7. "My mother thinks I have a secret boyfriend because I asked if I needed to come home Sat. instead of Fri."
This statement happened to be a part of the most hilarious conversation I've had today. This freshmen tells me her mother accuses her of having a secret boyfriend because she called to asked what night to come home. Maybe you should have been a part of the conversation, but I found it hilarious that my mom wouldn't even think to ask me this because I'm forever single.
Most of my days usually sound like this. God has granted me the biggest blessing to be around people who continuously make me laugh because that's my favorite thing to do. I really hope I have made your day.
