He's more than just your boyfriend now, he's your partner in crime. You do everything together. And by everything, I mean everything. You know he's here to stay, because he's seen sides of you that you wouldn't want anyone to see (which is kinda scary). But now, you don't think twice about what you do or say around him, because he's definitely not one to judge.

But, being able to be yourself around your significant other is the best feeling in the world. If you find someone who can deal with the gross you, you've hit the jackpot my friend.

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1. "I have to poop" is something that is said at least twice a day.

"Guess what I'm doing?"

"What?"

"Pooping"

"Me too!"

2. He isn't grossed out anymore when you talk period talk.

Instead, he buys you chocolate, lays in bed with you, takes your mood swings, and listens as you tell him how heavy your flow is that day.

3. Casual burping contests are a must after meals

My parents always told me that my burping habits would keep me from having a boyfriend. Thanks for helping me prove them wrong.

4. Discussing how you haven't showered in days (and being proud)

Even though we both know my hair is greasy, my makeup is smudged all over my face, and an unfamiliar odor is coming from my body, thanks for still telling me I'm beautiful.

5. Shaving? What's that?

"Babe! Feel my legs, I haven't shaved in four days."

6. Picking each other's nose

I see you have a booger, but instead of just telling you I'll stick my own finger up there until I get it out.

7. Morning breath doesn't gross you out

I mean, my breath probably smells just as bad, so who am I to judge? Just kiss me and we'll pretend we both just didn't inhale the worst odor to ever exist.

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Despite all these gross things, you still find your significant other to be completely desirable and you wouldn't want anyone else.