You know, sometimes it's not so bad being a blonde. Other times, like 87% of the time, being blonde is almost a chore.
1. "Is that your natural color?"
So about half of the blonde population can say yes, the other half can say no. No matter what side you fall on, you get tired of hearing it.
2. Never being able to wear yellow.
Okay, to be fair, yellow doesn't actually look good on anyone. But if you're blonde it especially doesn't look good.
3. Being thought of as stupid. All the time.
I didn't realize we were still using this stereotype, but apparently we are. Do you have any idea how many times I get asked if I need help or if I'm lost when I'm out and about?
But no really. This is not a movie, this is real life, and blondes are not the bumbling idiots that films make us out to be.
4. Being weary of pool water.
Everyone knows that if you're not careful, the chlorine will turn your hair green. It really will too, that's the scary thing.
5. Being scared to try another color
It's pretty common knowledge that you have to be very careful when choosing hair colors, especially if you're a natural blonde. Once you dye it, you can never get it back to the blonde it used to be. So typically, we just decide against it and are always left to wonder about what could have been.
6. Always being thought of as "the slutty girls."
No. There's no debating this. There is no talking about this. There is no explaining this. It's just no.
7. Naturally we have pale skin
It's just a fact of life. Light hair codes for light skin. I mean it's not always seen as a bad thing, but it's not always seen as a good thing either. If you like the pale life, then it's perfect and red lip stick looks really good with blonde hair and pale skin. If you are not digging the pale life, then I'm sure you have a tanning package.