It seems like we all need a laugh this week, and the frank statements of children are the perfect provision. I have been babysitting and nannying for seven years, and I have observed that kids, in their inherently unfiltered nature, never fail to say something comical.

1. “What are Webkinz?”

This one made me feel extra old. Webkinz were truly iconic; the go-to after school activity for at least a year and a lasting nostalgic memory. The game felt like groundbreaking technology, and collecting the stuffed animals was the most intense competition among friends. Apparently, it is now obselete.

2. “I know my teacher doesn’t drink wine.”

According to kid logic, teachers evidently do not drink wine. Little do they know, their teachers probably need wine after a week full of reigning in spirited children.

3. “It wouldn’t take that long to confess my sins.”

This one was said so matter-of-factly it took me off guard, as kid’s statements often do. We proceeded to have a discussion about whether or not accidental mistakes count as sins.There is never a dull moment.

4. “The only bad thing about you coming over is that you don’t let me watch TV all day.”

I took this as a compliment! Spending several hours with children inevitably leads to a battle with technology, but I like to think I usually come out on top. This statement, said complete with a dramatic sigh, confirmed that I provide some other entertainment even though I often outlaw television.

5. “I got a love letter today.”

Even better than the surprise of this statement was the actual contents of the letter. Turns out college boys could learn a thing or two from this fifth grade Romeo. The letter was handwritten and genuine, peppered with compliments and an honest profession of his feelings. He even wrote about his plans to gift "an extra Valentines card" and "perhaps some candy hearts."

I, of course, told her to keep the letter forever.

6. "Ah man, I wanted to sneeze out my tooth!"

This was said in genuine frustration at the stubbornness of a loose tooth. The sentiment took me right back to the days of incessant wiggling and determined yanking, anxious for another visit from the tooth fairy and a fresh gaping hole in my smile.

7. “Do you live under a rock?”

My answer to this question was, of course, yes. A new app or trend seems to surface everyday, and I cannot seem to keep up. What can I say? The kids keep me young!

The unfiltered statements of these sweet children constantly remind me that being candid and honest can be completely hilarious. However, it probably works better when you are seven and adorable. Nonetheless, I am thankful for the little nuggets in my life who always bring new perspectives and keep a smile on my face.