So tonight was the night that millions of people, especially me, have been (im)patiently waiting for since the beginning of the season started -- the season finale of "The Walking Dead." While some people watch things like "Grey's Anatomy," "How to Get Away with Murder," or "Pretty Little Liars" religiously, I watch "TWD." I've been mentally preparing myself for this night for months, weeks, and I can honestly say after tonight I was still not ready for anything that happened. Some of the thoughts that I had throughout the episode are as follows -- and I'm sure those of you dead heads like me had pretty similar thoughts.
1. Enid... This is Rick Jr. Stop. Let him go do his thing.
2. Carol oh my goodness.
3. "Do y,ou trust me to lead Alexandria's defense..." Famous last words from Father Gabriel.
4. The phrase "what the b****" is definitely gonna become a thing.
5. Saviors... Of course. Because they are just that lucky...
6. Don't get off the RV.
7. It's a trap, it's a trap, it is definitely a trap... The saviors don't just let people go that easily..
8. Pull through, Maggie and baby Glaggie.
9. Dang, Eugene's mullet is lookin' fierce for the finale.
10. And good to see he's back to normal, saying stuff nobody else understands.
11. Not the time to talk about making babies Abraham...
12. Aww, but it's a little cute seeing Abraham's soft side.
13. Aaaaaand he's back...
14. Deja vu or...?
15. Shoot shoot shoot shoot this does not look good...
16. Escaping death by saviors part two... Trap trap trap.
17. Hears zombie noises... Walks toward them.. Smart, Morgan.
18. Shew hanging walker, this is a new one...
19. So how did the horse survive out there with walkers walking around...?
20. "The walkers are coming, the walkers are coming!" -- Morgan (Paul Revere style)
21. Don't get off the RV (again).Traaappp.
22. Walkers don't chain themselves up, duh... trap.
23. Have I mentioned that this is a trap or...?
24. Don't leave Maggie in the RV alone (again).
25. So now do you realize it's a trap?!
26. I guess now the shooting and stuff at you makes that clear enough...
27. Get back in the RV! Shooooot.
28. How did no one get shot by any of the hundreds of bullets that just open fired...? Oh right, it's just a show, it's just a show *mentally separates reality from "TWD"*
29. Okay, enough commercials...
30. Don't argue, we can't do this.
31. Saviors roadblock part three. Great, what a good day they are having.
32. Get 'em, Carol.
33. She just scalped a walker with her bare hands... intense.
34. Now would be a good time for a reappearance of Crazy Carol.
35. I literally cannot handle another half hour of this stress...
36. Maggie is not looking so hot...
37. And Rick does not seem to be believing anything he is telling her...
38. Awkward silence...
39. She really wants to die, dang...
40. Uh oh, Morgan with a new toy...
41. And he knows how to use it.
42. Y'all trying to play paintball or survive a zombie apocalypse...?
43. Correction -- has a mullet and a ponytail. Best of both worlds.
44. Turn around! The trees are on fire!
45. Get back in the RV (part 146).
46. Looks like we're leaving the RV and not actually getting back on this time.
47. Abraham and Eugene heart to hearts is what I live for now.
48. And this is probs the last one ever. *cue tears*
49. Already crying and Eugene hasn't even died yet.
50. Whistling... Trap trap traaap.
51. OMG, they know they're off the RV.
52. Whoop, there it is...
53. Dang this is messing with my mind big time.
54. Stop the whistling.
55. Punch him, Carl, I mean really what do you have to lose?
56. Just go off! I can't take it!
57. Rick has never looked so terrified. All hope is lost.
58. Where are Glenn, Michonne and Daryl?!
59. ...And Negan?
60. There they are!
61. Glenn and Maggie. RIP my heart.
62. Negannn.
63. Dang, he's so hot.
64. Lucille OMG no no no...
65. He's like a bad version of Abraham...
66. Liar, you do want to kill them.
67. Not Glenn for the love of God. Not Glenn.
68. Please, dear God, let it not be Glenn.
