Each day the Territorial Cup nears closer is another day that I consider myself lucky to be a Wildcat — because let’s face it, who would ever want to be a Sun Devil? I wake up in Tucson every morning because I know I am at the happiest place on earth.

There are many things I would rather do than go to ASU, here are some of them:

1. Lose $100
2. Gain 15 pounds
3. Have a delayed flight
4. Give up Netflix
5. Have a pet tarantula
6. Never get over 15 likes on an Instagram post ever again
7. Go on a juice cleanse
8. Keep up with the Kardashians
9. Lose my wallet
10. Lose my phone
11. Lose my keys
12. Go to the dentist once a month
13. Listen to "Friday" by Rebecca Black every Friday
14. Work out everyday
15. Watch a YouTube video that buffers every second
16. Reorganize Forever 21
17. Pick up trash around campus
18. Only ride a razor scooter everywhere for the rest of my life
19. Get a tattoo on my forehead
20. Never eat pizza again
21. Have a flip phone
22. Volunteer as tribute for the "Hunger Games"
23. Not wear shoes around campus
24. Decorate red Starbucks cups for every customer angry about it
25. Live in my freshmen dorm for the rest of my life
26. Be stung be hornets
27. Have an 8 AM class every semester
28. Chop my hair off by myself
29. Drive a smart car
30. Make my bed every morning
31. Make a picture of myself in 6^th grade my permanent profile picture
32. Only sleep 5 hours every night
33. Relive middle school
34. Put mayonnaise on everything I eat
35. Be friends with the women on the “Real Housewives”
36. Accidentally dye all my whites red
37. Get my car towed
38. Change my D2L password once a week
39. Stand in line at the DMV
40. Only speak in Bible verses
41. Learn how to do taxes
42. Go to a One Direction concert
43. Clean all the fraternity houses
44. Spend Spring Break working
45. Eat kale with every meal
46. Babysit multiple infants
47. Have a final on the last day of finals
48. Fight Holly Holm
49. Eat at the Union for every meal
50. Vote for Donald Trump
51. Have my morning alarm be “It’s A Small World”
52. Have T-Mobile
53. Be stuck in rush hour traffic every day
54. Walk on a floor made of Legos
55. Pay for everyone’s drinks every weekend
56. Drink expired milk
57. Put all the IKEA furniture together
58. Feel like Britney Spears in 2007 all the time
59. Sit on a 12 hour flight with crying babies
60. Eat lucky charms with no marshmallows
61. Play a full game of Monopoly
62. Actually do all the assigned readings
63. Be a Dodgers fan
64. Dig holes at Camp Green Lake
65. Take Math 112 again
66. Never celebrate my birthday
67. Have my tuition raise every year
68. Go to NAU

Beardown.